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Bowling Lies

Joy Ball

(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, and Freddie in the Bowling ally)

(Mark hit half of the pins)

Mark: Nice a spare, not like I'm surprised.

Freddie: Sit down and watch the master.

(Freddie hitting two pins)

Thomas: I guess calling you a pin head compliment.

Mark: That's funnies thing you said ever.

Thomas: A place with arcade, food, and things you throw into other things. Is this heaven.

Timmy: No, but other then us no one is really here.

Freddie: Because most businesses in this area is getting shutdown by Eric Matthew.

Mark: Yay if finds one thing wrong in this place he is going to bulldoze it.

Thomas: Wow, sounds like that guy has parent problems.

Timmy: Like you don't.

Thomas: Yay I'm an expert.

(The owner, Julie Andrew, walking over)

Julie: Boys are having an awesome time.

Freddie: Yes exceptionally since you came over.

Timmy: Freddie she is 32 and you still high school so things wouldn't go really well for you two.

Mark: Plus you have enough ex's.

Thomas: This place is awesome I hope you guys stay open.

Julie: Well anything can be solved with smile and good attitude. We will close soon so have fun fast.

(Julie walking away)

Thomas: She could teach the smiling emoji a thing or two.

Freddie: Timmy is your turn.

(Timmy grabs a ball)

Mark: Don't try beat my score,it isn't about winning.

(Timmy hits all the pins with ease)

Freddie: Like you said it isn't about winning.

Mark: How did you do that.

Timmy: Is just simple calculations.

Thomas: I guess you can your the pie king.

(Mark and Freddie confuse)

Timmy: He trying reference the math pie which also spell as food pie.

(Freddie stomachs growls)

Freddie: Thank joke only makes me hungry let's get home for dinner.

Mark: Yay most people have left already.

(Mark and Freddie leaving)

Timmy: We should leave to Thomas.

Thomas: Not until I use my funny ball.

Timmy: I don't see how a inanimate object can be funny.

Thomas: Not until now.

(Thomas throws his ball a odd way and hits all the pins)

Thomas: Yes, looks like this pins should take a day off tomorrow.

Timmy: Thomas you not supposed throw the ball.

Thomas: Thomas, don't be such a pin head, wait used that joke today.

(Thomas and Timmy hearing sounds from the machines).

Thomas: What was that.

Timmy: That's probably why you don't throw the ball. Look the ball is not coming back out.

Thomas: It's just slow, it will be fine tomorrow.

(Thomas and Timmy leaving)

Morning, Lee House

(Timmy walking into Thomas messy room)

Thomas: What you won't, bro.

Timmy: The first thing is how you organize in hear.

Thomas: By having the stuff I need around me.

(Thomas pulling out his homework from his pillow case)

Thomas: See

Timmy: Why is it wet.

Thomas: Well let just say it's was sweat distant cousin work. (laughs)

Timmy: The second reason is you have tell Julie what you did so she can get it fixed.

Thomas: Relax Timmy is fine but if this worried we check it out. Why are so scare.

Timmy: I'm not I just can't lie for you when our parents or police are involved.

Thomas: I guess you a goat instead scapegoat. (Laughs)

Joy Ball

(Thomas and Timmy near lane from yesterday)

Thomas: I told you Timmy it looks fine.

Timmy: Just because something looks fine doesn't  mean it's fine.

Thomas: You should be a therapist.

(Julie and Eric walking over)

Timmy: This is a bad coincidence.

Julie: It's nice to see you boys again but Mr. Matthew is about use this lane.

Eric: Yes I here to check if this building deserves stay down. 

Thomas: Are sure you hands big enough, you might need a finger doctor.

Eric: Move you little fool.

(Eric rolls a ball in the pins)

(Loud sounds)

Eric: What is that.

Thomas: The reason you should eat breakfast.

(Two balls flys out)

(The four of them ducks)

Woman: We should've lied to you mom about going to the library.

Man: Come on don't tell me you believe in karma.

(Second ball hits the wall near the man's neck)

Man: Let's go to the library.

Thomas: Well that's a hole in one (laughs), to soon.

Julie: Mr. Matthew I don't understand what happened.

Eric: That's the reason this place has to go. Smiling idiot.

Timmy: I can see he doesn't have a lot friends.

Thomas: I'm so sorry.

Julie: Is not you fault. You know I bought this place so I could have fun like I did when I was kid. Bowling is only time I didn't have to stay in my mansion.

Thomas: Your rich.

Julie: Yeah, I choose to make people laugh then all the money in the world.

(Julie walking)

Thomas: I don't feel good.

Timmy: Are you sick.

Thomas: No I think is guilt. But I which I was sick.

Tomorrow, Outside Joy Ball

(Bulldozer outside)

Julie: Mr. Matthew I beg you.

Eric: You beg all the day it won't stop me destroying building and buying this area.

Freddie: This unfair.

Mark: You can say that again. Timmy where's Thomas.

Timmy: He left before me, I thought he bee" here.

(Bulldozer starting up)

(Bulldozer about to hit the building)

(Thomas jumps in front of it)

Thomas: Stop.

(Bulldozer stops before it hits him)

Thomas: Talk about heavy metal(laugh)

Mark: I knew your brother was little off but he nuts.

Timmy: Half brother. But he knows what he's doing, a think.

Eric: Get out the way.

Thomas: You have to listen to me.

Eric: Get him out of the way.

(Construction men about to grab Thomas)

(Freddie steps in front of the men)

Freddie: You want him you have to get through me.

(Man about to hit Freddie but Mark grabs him his and pushes him away)

Freddie: But you have to get through him first.

Mark: Is karate stupid now.

Eric: You three is stopping the destruction of a dangerous place.

Thomas: Is not dangerous at all. It was me who mess up the ball return.

Eric and Julie: What.

Thomas: Jinx, but seriously two days ago I used a stupid move that damages the lane and caused it blast the ball. Please don't destroy this place Julie just make people smile like me when do my jokes.

Timmy: Not the best example.

Eric: It's too late and if you try to stop me again you are breaking the law.

Timmy: Well actually Mr. Andrew you are breaking the law.

Eric: What?

Timmy: This town has law about proper expecting of buildings which you failed to do. Plus you didn't make sure if anyone was in the way of Bulldozer which is biggest valuation.

Freddie: When did learn so many laws.

Timmy: I think is important have knowledge of a lot things. So Mr. Matthew you could either let my half brother and Ms. Andrew sue you or leave.

(Eric and his men leaving)

Thomas: I am so sorry Julie. I'm a bad and selfish person.

Julie: Thomas, you risked you life to save my bowling ally, you good.

Thomas: So your not mad.

Julie: No I'm mad.

Timmy: Really you kind hard to read.

Mark: Like you one to talk.

Julie: You be working here until pay for the damages.

Timmy: Well Thomas you did say you like this place and now you have to fix it.

Thomas: Yeah this must be opposite of people get jobs feel.