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Prom Bros

Madison High School 

(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, and Freddie next to the lockers)

Timmy: Then me and May went to the zoo, we held our hands for 10 minutes and 30 seconds straight.

Mark: That's probably longer than your relationship with a girl, Freddie.

Freddie: Come on man.

Thomas: You have to admit Freddie, you do go girl crazy.

Freddie: Correction, girls go crazy around me.

Thomas: That's probably why the insane asylums are still in business (laughs).

(Principal Brian on the speaker)

Brian: Hello students for those who don't the no the prom is this Saturday from 7:00 to 11:00 PM, see this year king and queen. So get dressed and go to the dance floor.

Thomas: And adults question why teenagers think they're lame.

Mark: So Timmy are going ask May to the Prom.

(Timmy blushes)

Timmy: Well based are outings and interactions with each other going to events like this would move too fast.

Thomas: Don't worry baby bro, you're wiser older brother got you.

Freddie: Your dad has another son.

Thomas: Nice one, but seriously Timmy you don't have to worry about you two being alone, we will go with you.

Mark and Freddie: We are.

Thomas: Of course I'm sure Freddie knows some girls we can ask out.

Freddie: Well I'm seeing this foreign exchange student.

Thomas: With night vision goggles (laughs), sorry continue.

Freddie: And she said we can go out if Mark goes out with twin sister.

Mark: Dude I take back almost everything I said to you.

Freddie: Unfortunately I don't know any single girls for you Thomas.

Thomas: Well there is one.

Art Room

(Sarah talking to herself)

Sarah: Thomas, I liked you for a long time, no. Thomas Prom this Saturday, no.

(Thomas walks in)

Thomas: Sarah can you go to Prom with me?

(Sarah blushes)

Sarah: Yes, I mean what.

Thomas: Yay, it kind sounds weird since where are friends but Timmy and May have been seeing each other but they still afraid to go to the Prom. So I thought it would be a good idea for me, Mark, and Freddie to get dates so they won't be uncomfortable.

Sarah: That is so sweet.

Thomas: Yay, they I should live in a candy wrapper (laughs). So do you mind going to the prom with me just as friends?

Sarah: Of course we can go as friends.

Thomas: Cool, Freddie is going to get a limo so don't buy a top hat (laughs).

(Thomas leaves)

Saturday Night, Lee House

(Thomas and Timmy wearing suits)

Thomas: Timmy tell me when my face turns blue, if so I have to get a red hat and shoes (laughs).

Timmy: My suit clearly blocks oxygen from the brain that actually sounds funny to me.

(Kevin and Isabelle Lee walk in)

Isabelle: Oh look at you two.

Kevin: I can't believe my two sons have girlfriends.

Thomas: Come on dad Sarah is just a friend and I don't think I am her type.

(Limo pulls up)

Timmy: That must be Mark and Freddie.

Thomas: By Dad. By Mom.

Isabelle: Wait, let me take your pictures.

(Isabelle uses her camera to take a lot of pictures with flash on)

Timmy: You're killing our irises.

Thomas: Yay, you take away blinding people from the sun (laughs).

(Timmy and Thomas leaves)

(Timmy and Thomas walks in limo)

(Limo drives away)

Thomas: Wow this thing is nice.

Freddie: You can say that again.

Timmy: How did I get the money to buy this?

Freddie: My family owns a auto shop. I work there part time and save the money on special occasions.

Thomas: I thought people called your monkey because you forgot shave last week (laughs).

Timmy: Where's your dates.

Mark: They texted and said they would be late.

Thomas: That girl speaks for I don't like you.

Freddie: Hey there coming.

(Limo stops in front of them)

(May in a dress and makeup walks out)

(May goes in the limo)

May: Sorry, sorry It took longer to put this on. I hope your don't mind for being late on our first official date.

Timmy: You look beautiful, not like you don't look beautiful all the time.

(Timmy and Timmy blush)

Thomas: Don't nest yet love birds (laughs).

(Limo drives)

Thomas: This is Sarah's house.

(Limo stops at Sarah house)

(Sarah in dress and makeup walks in the limo)

Mark: Wow

Freddie: You can say that again.

Sarah: Sorry do I look weird.

Thomas: If weird means hot and pretty then yes. Seriously you could make the witches mirror question who is the fairest of them all.

(Sarah blushes)

Thomas: Hey if the limo needs a spare wheel which one of you wants to take its place (laughs).

Mark: Not funny.

Thomas: Come on you have to admit I'm on a roll tonight (laughs).

Madison High School 

(Prom in Gym)

(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, Freddie, Sarah, and May walk in)

Freddie: Well gentlemen and ladies were here.

May: Timmy my feet are getting tired.

Timmy: Their table right there.

(All of them sit down)

Mark: Freddie, shouldn't our dates be here yet.

Freddie: They just give them a minute.

Thomas: Hey why are a lot of people going to the bathrooms.

Freddie: Is not because they drank too much punch.

Timmy: Well let's hope we do that tonight, May. Not like I wouldn't want to do that one day, if you're ok with it.

May: Let's not talk about it. If you want to talk about it.

(Thomas whispered to Sarah)

Thomas: Say you won't punch.

Sarah: I want punch.

Thomas: That's a great idea, let's me and Timmy get so punch with you two.

Timmy: May didn't ask for punch…

(Thomas grabs Timmy and walks away)

Mark: All this punch talk makes me want to go to the bathroom.

Freddie: You're the only one.

(Thomas and Timmy near punch and food table)

Thomas: You're dying out there, you're about to get calls from grim reaper real soon.

Timmy: What I'm not used to following my emotions, I can hardly think straight.

Thomas: Then do what I do.

Timmy: Make immature and inappropriate jokes.

Thomas: No, don't think.

Timmy: Don't think?

Thomas: Yes, stop fighting with your emotions and follow them.

Timmy: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Thomas: Trust me, bro.

(At the table)

(May whispering to Sarah)

May: So you finally told Thomas how you feel.

Sarah: No, he just asked me here so he can help Timmy and you, he's really kind.

May: Timmy too, they have that in common.

Freddie: How did an annoying comedian and literal brainiac get girls like that.

Mark: From not listening to you.

(Thomas and Timmy walk over with punch)

Thomas: Punch ladies, don't worry we don't hit girls (laughs).

Announcer: Ok couples is slow dance time.

(People slow dance)

Timmy: May if not too tired do you want to dance.

May: Of course.

(Timmy and May dance)

Thomas: Great job bro.

Freddie: Mark look.

(Mark and Freddie looking at twin dates walk in)

Freddie: You doubted me.

Mark: You can tell me off  after the dance.

(Freddie and Mark walk to their dates and dance)

Sarah: I'm not much of a dancer.

Thomas: Me either, the only time my feet are moving is when I said the wrong thing to the wrong person.

(May and Timmy dancing)

Thomas: I'm so proud of him.

Sarah: You're a good brother.

Thomas: Well what can I say about my little brother, my family, I always care about family.

Sarah: You kindest person I know.

Thomas: I was going to say the same to you.

Announcer: Ok can folks is time to name our prom king and queen.

(Light go across the room)

(Light hits May and Timmy)

(Everybody cheers)

Mark: Congratulations.

Freddie: Nice job you two.

Timmy: I wouldn't have done it without my brother. Hey where is Thomas.

Announcer: Ok let's see the crowns.

(Curtains open to show the crowns)

(Thomas and Sarah making out next to them)

(Everybody see them)

(Thomas and Sarah stop)

Thomas: Oh, all hail the king and queen.

Timmy: This odd feeling.

Freddie: Is it a shock?

Mark: Embarrassment.

Timmy: No, disgust.