your husband is a bad cook

"This one is also among them" Mia said placing a plate before her with a black circular something in it.

"What is that?" Dorothy asked.

"Oh that is the egg he fried for you" Mia replied.

Dorothy didn't know whether to cry or laugh "so the almighty Cal does not know his way around the kitchen" she thought.

"Your husband is a very bad cook" Mia said.

"Shut up Mia" Dorothy said to her.

"Wait did I just say bad? No bad is a better word. What word should I use to describe him? Yes I got it horrible, your husband is a very horrible cook" Mia said and burst out laughing.

"At least he wanted to cook for me, that's all that matters" Dorothy replied.

"Yeah, keep consoling yourself with that" Mia said admist laughter.

"You are crazy Mia" Dorothy said.

"Where is Mr Jack?" she asked.

"Is that the name you are now calling your husband because he can't cook" Mia asked.