—Mira
Holy crap on a cracker. Just when I thought this night couldn't get any weirder, I find myself playing hide-and-seek with a creepiest duo. And where? In my own freaking room!
I pressed myself against the wall outside my door, my heart pounding so hard I was sure it would burst out of my chest.
The door was cracked open just enough for me to peek inside, and what I saw made me want to bleach my eyeballs.
There, in all his pale, ghostly glory, was the creepy Principal, sniffing my clothes like they were lines of supernatural cocaine.
And next to him? An honest-to-god priest, looking about as out of place as an assassin at a nun convention.
I watched in horrified fascination as the Principal buried his face in my favorite sweater, inhaling so deeply that I thought he might suck the fabric right up his nostrils.
His eyes were closed in what looked like pure ecstasy, tears glistening at the corners.