Massive Power!
The Bloody Portal spat Gray out…
He was still in the air that he felt it. This world was different! The Qi that swirled everywhere in Cultivation Worlds was nowhere to be found.
And as he landed, an amazing rush overwhelmed him.
"T-This… so damn sexy!"
Right before his eyes was a vision of wonder. Smooth, sleek, dark, tempting and so damn enticing! It was…
"A-Asphalt!"
Gray threw himself on the ground, tenderly caressing it, his eyes turning teary. It had taken 10 B reincarnations, but he had finally made it to a modern world!
"Ice Tea, chocolate, music, movies, games, and perhaps even For Academic Purposes stuff. How long have I waited for that!"
At this moment he couldn't wait to take a shower and wash away the cultivation filth. He could sense it, here he'd find CULTURE!
Alas, the celebration was short-lived…
"Ahhh! Go away, you foul beast!"
"Come back, it'll feel good!"
"Nooooo!"
A fight? It seemed to come from around the corner. Hearing this, Gray hurriedly spread his divine sense out to scout, or tried at the very least.
[Divine Sense Blocked by Unknown Energy!]
[Sorry! Please Try Again Later!]
"Are you kidding me?!" Gray rushed toward the sound.
Yet, he barely turned the corner that he couldn't help but freeze. What the hell was this? A lover's quarrel perhaps? Exhibitionists?! A young man was being chased by a naked girl!
Actually no, she was definitely a woman judging by the size of her— Suddenly his entire vision started blurring, the naked bits all covered by heavenly light?
[Ding! Eros System Module Installing!]
[Are You Over 18? Scanning User!]
[ERROR! ERROR!]
"Pfft— SCRAM"
Gray banished it all with a wave.
The weird invasive messages? Gone! The tasteful but unwanted censorship? Also gone! All there was left was a Golden Immortal confident in his own capabilities!
"I don't need this system in the first place. Now, let's see what's up with those two, shall we?" He calmly strode toward them, his appearance instantly causing a commotion.
"B-Brother, please save me!"
The young man instantly begged as he ran over, the despair in his eyes replaced by incredible hope. This guy, to be so calm here, was definitely an Awakened!
As for the woman? She simply chuckled as she seductively licked her lips. "Another man? Lucky! This will be a feast, hehehehe!" As she laughed, her slender frame trembled and so did her wings. Wait… wings?!
Small wings, inversely proportional to her chest.
Soft wings, only the front looking softer.
Black wings, fluttering in excitement.
In fact, she was black from head to toe, the carpet matching the drapes. And as he observed her, she didn't seem to mind his gaze one bit, actually reveling in it.
She even arched her back, showcasing it all as she teased him.
"Like what you see, big boy? Shall we play?"
"Play? Depends. I suck at bingo."
At this moment, the world froze. The young man seemed like he had seen a ghost, while the girl's crystalline laughter filled the air. But then it went from 0 to 100 real fast!
"Hehehehehehehe! How amusing! I'm sure you'll taste funny too!!!"
"Brother, watch out, she's attacking!"
The girl suddenly lunged at him with incredible speed and killing intent! At the same time, she was turning demonic: vampire-like claws and fangs growing! Shapeshifter?
Death stared them in the face! Yet, Gray remained calm…
"Watch and learn, youngster!"
"Aren't I older?!"
"Doubt!"
Gray even had time for banter as he focused his energy. So what if this world didn't have any Qi? That didn't change the fact that he was THE Golden Immortal!
His nickname may suck, but his power didn't! And as he gathered his energy, the whole world shook! Chuckling, he manipulated Golden Qi to create a gigantic baseball bat!
"Bad girls, get divine punishment! GET BONKED!"
The asphalt under their feet cracked.
Windows in the distance shattered.
His target recoiled in fear.
She tried to avoid it, fluttering her tiny wings faster than a mosquito in heat! But this effort was incredibly futile, the bat inexorably reaching her and…
[0 Damage!]
What?! Confusion filled the air. For the first time in forever, Gray felt lost. Zero damage?! And since when were there damage values above one's head in combat?!
[Ding! System Gained New Functionalities By—]
That didn't matter right now! The girl was already opening her beautiful red eyes, the fear turning to shame, anger and especially HUNGER!
"Hehehehe! You scared me: I'll keep you for last! You'll be so tasty…" Once again she was licking her lips, as if a ravenous beast looking at her prey.
And that's when round two began, Gray going all out!
Golden Radiance Fist
Heavenly Golden Burst!
Demon-Annihilating kick!
Sword Dance of Golden Sunfire!
He threw everything he had at her, and some more! He even resorted to spitting on her, which she sadly seemed to enjoy! But no matter what he did…
[0 Damage!]
"I-Impossible!!!" Gray screamed as he was sent crashing through a nearby building, the entire thing collapsing on him. His body was still fine, but his mind was a mess.
What the hell was this shitty world?! How could this girl be stronger than him?! Yet, he knew. It had to be that unknown energy, right?
"Sex-Battle Apocalypse, was it…."
As he extracted himself out of the rubble, it was already too late. There she was, eagerly grinding her hips on the youngster, his face a mask of despair and pleasure.
"Hehehehe! Did you really think that brother was going to save you? He can't even save himself! You're as foolish as tasty, but I bet he'll be even tastier!"
She eagerly chirped, the poor guy turning ashen by the second. He looked like a Capri sun squeezed dry, and then he stopped moving entirely a second later.
"Awww, that's it? Oh well, now time for desert!"
"Can't we make a deal instead?"
"Hehe, NOPE!"
As she charged at him, Gray couldn't help but sigh. He hadn't wanted to use that, but it seemed like he had no choice. Even he couldn't fathom the consequences but…
"System, you know what to do. Unseal THAT!"
[Warning! World Destruction Possible!]
"Do you think now's the time?"
[UNSEALING!]
That's when Gray felt enormous power course though his body, except this one was far different than his usual one. It was like comparing a a bonfire to the SUN!
All the energy he had left? He spent it all! This was the finisher!
"HYPER BEAM!!!!"
The sky disappeared, everything in a 10 kilometer range died, satellites in outer space crashed, and that little side effect was because his aim had been perfect!
The attack all landed on the enemy, hitting her right in the bosom!
With this it would be over. With this…
[0 Damage!]
[0 Damage!]
[0 Damage!]
Seriously… what the fuck was this world?!
"Hehehe. Trying to scare me again? Bad boy! And bad boys get devoured!!!" Laughing, she threw herself over him, her small frame somehow immobilizing him.
"Do you seriously think you'll get away with this? My master will avenge me and—" Gray tried shameless bluffing, but she didn't care one bit.
She literally shut him up with her breasts! In a matter of seconds, he was already running out of air. H-how?! Immortals didn't need to breathe in the first place!
It was this place.
It was this shitty world.
His luck really was the worst!
'Way too much breasts, I'm dying…'
No air. His lungs on fire. His life slipping away.
Not like this. Not fucking like this! A silent cry escaped Gray as he struggled, clawed, and pushed, but it only made the creature giggle as she smothered him in her embrace.
[Ding! Unlocked HP Notification Function!]
[Warning! You're dying!]
[-1 HP!]
[-1 HP!]
[-1 HP!]
"Shhh. Let it go. Enjoy yourself. It will all be over soon…"
Her voice was so soothing, yet all Gray felt was… terror?! He had been immortal for so long that he had forgotten that emotion, but at that moment it hit him like a truck!
Terror burrowed in his heart just like those damn breasts burrowed in his face as they choked him, the irony not lost on him. An immortal defeated by breasts?! What a fucking joke!
[Warning! Warning! HP Dangerously Low!]
[You're About to Die a Virgin!]
And yet his fate was already sealed. In fact, the creature straddling him even pushed her soft mounds even deeper as she let out a crystalline and amused laugh.
"The light's already fading. How exciting! Shall we see how you lived?"
[Memories Forcibly Accessed! Please Stay Strong!]
The creature that one could have only called a beauty caressed his forehead and scenes suddenly burst out of his head. Eyes glossy, Gray was forced to remember his past.
His first death on Earth, the countless reincarnations that followed and the endless quest for power in hellish worlds just to survive. The incessant— SLURP!
As the creature eagerly devoured his essence, he grew hazy.
[Life Essence Dwindling! Death Imminent!]
'How did I get here again? Ah, right...'
'I just wanted to go home…'
But just as he felt himself slipping, a powerful voice suddenly resounded.
"Hey, you overgrown bat. Why don't you fight someone your own size, eh?!"
As the world turned dark, he vaguely saw a fiery silhouette. Your own size, was it? The blade or the chest?
Cause both were massive…