Chapter 2 What the hell

What the hell!

Skylar woke up with the need to use the loo but she was being held down by a large hand. 'Holy snickers why am I naked, brain help me out here you are the smart one'. She was hit by a throbbing pain in her head. 'Arggh I hate my stupid life right now, who gets so drunk that she thinks drunk s*x is the awesome. Ok brain I will let you off the hook till you feel better but first please help me get dressed and leave quickly' she thought to her self. She tried to move out of his hold and failed while attempting to quietly struggle causing her to pause while muttering under her breath "stupid girl not only did you lose your virginity last night or this morning, just how many times did we do it?. You barely remember it and 'STUPID' the whole concept of a one night stand, means you don't cuddle with the poor guy. Great job brain, you know its moments like this that make me wonder how you carried us all the way to university." She paused when she heard a deep yet rough base chuckling it was amazing and the most beautiful grey-blue eyes meet her brown ones and she can't help but look (correction observe), 'thanks there brain, you know for someone who is hungover you are real chatty today'. She gets pulled out of her thoughts by another burst of pain '(thanks a lot brain friend or foe we need to rest evaluate our relationship, maybe even brain divorce)'. "Good morning, sorry I would have been gone before you woke up but you kind of turned me into a human teddy bear not to mention your hulk strength" she says trying to sound normal. He still had her in a tight hold while he laughed, 'Arggh! His voice send ripples down my spine all the way down to my throbbing vag*na' she thought. Skylar cleared her throat trying to calm her marathon running heart and said, "I know I am comfortable, and fat is warm and soft to the touch, please let go so I can use the bathroom and get out of your hair." He laughs again before he gets serious and says "you don't have to leave early, I'll make you something to eat you know… before you leave" she nervously chuckle "you don't have to do that I'll be ok". "are you sure?" he looks uncomfortable and her verbal diarrieah has no filter and no shame, she goes on to say "…don't worry, was I your first v*rgin?" he looks trouble so she continued "listen this was not planned and you don't need to comfort me honestly a few pain killers for my head and hopefully vag*na and I will be good to go, plus if you still feel guilty, I ruined your white sheets with blood so we are even don't you think?" with that she got up and handled her business. Every step she took sent rippling shock waves from the drama queen between her legs. Whoever said white boys are carrying mini guns is a bloody liar. She waddled into the bathroom. When she got back to the bedroom placing the bed sheet wrapped around her into the wash basket now fully dressed in yesterday's clothes (Shameless). Skylar walked out and see him in shorts with two bowls of muesli and a yogurt on the kitchen island. 'OH MY MY MY GOODNESS I want to touch and lick those abs ( 'this is why masochists exist who gets impaled and thinks about returning to the pole in less that 5 hours', everyone my brain the voice of reason, 12 hours late might I add)'. She walked over to say bye, when he pushes a bowl infront of the seat next to him (oh boy). "Thank you" she says as she eat the muesli next to him with a glass of juice in front of her and 2 painkillers and a glass of water are also place on the table. The mood is so tense she felt suffocated and nervously chuckle, he looked at her with a "what are you laughing at look". She stopped and pointed at the pills then said "do I need your signature to refill my prescription Doc and also legally can you offer me these without violating some code of ethics". He laughs and says "if you don't need them don't take them but I'm not the one with a throbbing pain in two polar regions" Ouch she laughed so hard she forget for a moment that this was a big mistake "Ouch, why not end my misery and just impale me while you're at it, but seriously thanks for everything" she says as she popped the pills and down the water. "no problem, I am sorry I don't know how…what to do here" he says stuttering. Skylar giggled "Hence I tried to leave early to avoid this awkwardness, you have nothing to apologize for we both wanted this to happen last night. I am not mad or anything like that I am ok honestly I just need to get to my room" "thanks again and good luck with everything, bye". She quickly rinsed the bowl so nothing stubborn sticks to it. She walked out and waited for an uber two streets away from his place and went home to take a bath and sleep thank God it's Saturday she only has to worry about supper later so she got to the dinning hall and pick up three packs for my meals '(I know its junk food but I need to rest my body parts and try and recall what happened when my brain feels better)'. "I would like to remember my first time for selfish reasons one being to scare future generations with all the details and two being that deep down I really want to remember it as a special moment and a milestone right next to first kiss. Holy Fudge he was me first kiss, great job just remembering that now brain, I hope I recall everything soon". These where the words she said to herself as she got ready for bed.