Naruto and Jiraiya - Super Pervert Gods Reuinited!

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze knew he was dead. How wouldn't he? He had his damn chest ripped open and all his organs sent out. At least he could say he died like how he wanted to.

Fighting. He had fought the whole Otsutsuki clan 1 vs 10,000,000 and came out victoriously, but a combined attack blew out his internal organs, but he finished them all off before dying.

He was a battle manic and he loved it, that's all that mattered to him. Plus a Super Pervert. It was why he fought the whole Otsutsuki clan. He had slept with all the females and managed to somehow impregnate them ALL. Needless to say the males were NOT happy with him and waged war against him. An so the 5 hour fight happened.

So Naruto woke up with his body fully intact and in a giant area that looked awesome! So he explored and eventually found a hot springs and snuck onto a branch and created a telescope using his MC hacks.

He then spied on the females, then he heard a crack sound and saw below him a certain white haired male he thought dead and realized he was dead to! Then below his former sensei was another male and his branch breaking somehow caused THEIR branches to break and they fell.

"Damn amateur!" Naruto and Jiraiya had said before realizing they both were there and hugged, but then saw a bunch of females of different verity all glaring at them and both sensei and student instantly grabbed the poor sucker who broke the first branch and chucked him to the females and RAN!!

"RUN!" Both had yelled and took off leaving dust clouds behind them as they ran. Both now super high in the tree they had hidden in earlier to watch the hot springs as shadow clones ran amuck to hide the originals.

"So how's life been gaki?" Jiraiya asked and Naruto grinned.

"Oh it was great! I learned sage mode from the toads and beat Nagato. Then the 4th great ninja war happened, I learned to master Kurami's chakra, the Kyuubi, and became equal if not stronger then Madara and Hashirama when I went all out. A literal goddess from an alien clan appeared and tried to put everyone in an illusion using the moon. Sasuke and I kicked her ass and I got laid and then sealed her away completely while she was unconscious. Then I explored the elemental nations fucking all the girls restoring the Uzumaki-Namikaze clan. Eventually my battle maniac urges took over and I left the planet searching for the Otsutsuki clan. Along the way I fucked many hot alien girls and spread the clan along space like a badass I am. Then I found their homework and fucked all their females impregnating them. The guys took exception to this and waged war on me. 1 vs 10,000,000 of them. I won against them, but a combined attack from one with all their powers blew open my chest removing all my internal organs. Then I woke up here and the rest you know." Naruto said the short version of his story while exposing everything else afterwards.

Spending the rest of their lives in the realm of immortals Naruto and Jiraiya for around and slept with many immortals. Mostly females.

Many gods tried to revolt and kill the two males, but the sensei and student took exception to this and attacked back and using their full power destroyed the male gods absorbing their power and turning them female before taking over as the chief gods and ruling with their dicks.

THE END