"A boy with a big bottom is very suitable for living together."

**Director's Team:** "Help! Help! Help!"

**Comments:** "It's over! It's over! It's over!"

The vehicle lost control while speeding uncontrollably!

It crashed straight into a rock!

Qiao Xi was the first to be ejected and managed to grab hold of the tricycle!

However, Yu Siyan, who was sitting at the edge, tried to avoid touching the tricycle's railing and ended up being propelled into the air!

"Brother Yan!"

"Mr. Yu!"

Qiao Xi dashed forward and caught the falling man.

The scene froze.

The man's skin was pale, and he was panting slightly in the woman's embrace.

The woman stood firm, her eyes tender, with a perfect princess carry.

Everyone was left breathless.

Qiao Xi glanced around, preparing to say something to lighten the mood.

**System Notification:** "Detected that the host is about to lie. Xiao 6 is correcting it for you!"

Qiao Xi: "Not bad, you look weak in the kidneys, but your butt is quite perky."

Everyone: ??????

Qiao Xi: "A bit perky is good. A man with a perky butt is good for childbearing."

Everyone: !!!!!!

Qiao Xi: "And the waist is nice too. I know this is called a 'dog's waist,' a novel standard. It's good for a one-night stand, and you won't get out of bed for three days."

Everyone: ?????!!!!

**Comments:** ?????!!!!

**Xiao 6:** !!!!!!!!! 

Qiao Xi: "..."

The system doesn't hesitate to work when it shouldn't!

Yu Siyan's face turned dark as he squeezed out a few words through gritted teeth, "Let me go!"

Qiao Xi immediately released him.

The man fell to the ground.

**Thud!**

He landed on the dirt, creating a shallow pit.

Yu Siyan: "...."

Yu Siyan was taken to the town clinic to get a tetanus shot.

The show had been on air for less than half an hour, and Qiao Xi was already trending with five hot topics on social media, three of which were negative.

The trending topics were:

- #YuSiyanQiaoXi Princess Carry [Explosive]

- #Man's Butt Perky, Good for Childbearing [Explosive]

- #QiaoXi Exposes Ou Lan [Explosive]

- #Is QiaoXi Cursed?

- #How Perky is Yu Siyan's Butt?

Fans who hadn't watched the live broadcast were enraged and commented in groups.

**Comments:**

- "What's going on?! Brother Yan carried Qiao Xi?! I can't accept this!"

- "How could he hug someone else? Tell me, it's just show marketing, right?"

Someone replied:

- "Sister, go check for yourself. It's complicated. My mind is a bit muddled right now..."

- "Emmmmm, so many words boil down to 'Wow,' I'm paying a fortune for a pair of eyes that haven't seen this before."

- "This princess carry is explosive even in the romance world!"

- "I only know that if it's not scripted, the entertainment industry is about to see a big change (loving the drama)."

- "So just how perky is it??? I need all the dimensions of this man within three minutes!"

**Tianhua Entertainment.**

A hand slammed down on the table.

"Still haven't contacted Qiao Xi?!"

Manager Zhu Feng, standing beside, adjusted his black glasses, his designer clothes trembling.

"Not yet... But I've contacted the show team. They said Qiao Xi won't answer her phone and will only call back in twenty minutes!"

Opposite him sat Tianhua Entertainment's president, Du Yang.

Upon seeing Qiao Xi's live exposure of him and Ou Lan, he almost spat out blood!

"Terminate the contract! Prepare to terminate the contract immediately!"

Du Yang roared: "Get her back here right now to sign the contract. She doesn't need to record the show anymore!"

"I want to see who dares!"

A stern voice came from outside the door.

Zhu Feng and Du Yang were stunned, turning to see a woman in a suit, clicking her high heels sharply on the ground, pushing open the glass door. She removed her sunglasses to reveal her well-maintained face.

Zhu Feng's legs went weak. "Madam..."

"No need to call me Madam," Zhen Yanlan said coldly, tossing the divorce papers onto the table.

**Thud.**

It landed in front of Du Yang.

"Starting today, I am no longer."

Du Yang quickly stood up. "Wife, let me explain! I didn't..."

"I've already contacted the lawyer," Zhen Yanlan said with a sideways glance, "Men who like to cheat are like dogs that like to eat feces. Du Yang, tell me—can a dog stop eating feces?"

Du Yang's face turned pale!

"Divorce, and don't regret it!"

"Ridiculous! Regret what? I'd regret leaving a man who doesn't wash his hair for seven days, throws his socks around, and has a beer belly?"

Zhen Yanlan, ignoring Du Yang's wide-eyed stare, pointed at the documents on the table.

"Sign the contract as soon as possible, or we'll see you in court. Also..."

She looked at Qiao Xi, who was resting with her eyes closed on the live screen.

"That girl," Zhen Yanlan said, "Upgrade her contract and resources to the top level, as my token of thanks."

**Comments:**

- "Bless you."

Qiao Xi sneezed.

"Oh, Xiao 6, we're so familiar now, and you're still thinking about me secretly?" she said.

**Xiao 6:** 

The system was struggling between life and death. It had never seen a host who talked so much. From the beginning until now, it had been listening to nonstop chatter for an entire hour!

"Ding ding, ding ding!" The phone alarm rang suddenly.

Qiao Xi, perfectly on time, jumped up.

The Strength Pill's effect had ended!

She touched her face, sighing nostalgically, "Long time no see, my delicate self is back."

The show team, intending to approach her, hesitated upon seeing her having another episode and only shouted at her from the door: "Qiao Xi! Qiao Xi! Please respond!"

**Comments:**

- "Hahaha, the show team knows about keeping a safe distance."

- "The last time I saw such a scene was in an explosion news story, where the police shouted at the kidnappers."

- "On the side, Lu Huai and Sheng Ziyu's task was to clean the chicken coop. They are almost done! With Qiao Xi around, it's a hassle! By the time they arrive, the food will be cold!"

- "Hmph! Let's hope she doesn't make our Huai Huai go hungry tonight!"

- "Isn't Qiao Xi your Huai Huai's maid? How is she causing him to be hungry? If he's truly hungry, won't he just find something to eat himself?"

Qiao Xi waved her hand, "Heard you, heard you. The vehicle is damaged, so you'll need to walk. You must reach the location within an hour. The other two teams have already started their tasks! If you want dinner, please hurry!"

Qiao Xi nodded and took a step forward.

Her teammates were waiting outside, with Ye Sisi and Zhou Ninghuan shrinking like frost-bitten eggplants. Yu Siyan looked normal, only sneering at her with his narrow, peach blossom eyes as if he wanted to devour her. 

"Let's go, hit the road!"

Having learned from the earlier lesson, Qiao Xi said nothing more and led the way.

Zhou Ninghuan started complaining as soon as they walked, "Really chose the wrong team!"

After a while, he added, "Just now, we met Lu Huai's team, and they had already collected a basket of eggs. Their team leader had everything planned from the start, and although there were minor mishaps, it wasn't this ridiculous."

He was hinting that Qiao Xi's leadership was poor.

Qiao Xi ignored him.

Frustrated, he took out a bag of dark, mysterious cakes to satisfy his hunger.

"This is cow dung cake." Just as he put it in his mouth, he heard Qiao Xi's voice:

He was startled and quickly put it away.

"You should've said earlier!" He glared at Qiao Xi.

"What's the rush?" Qiao Xi asked with a sideways glance, "Haven't you heard of 'couple lung slices'? Is there a couple in it?"

Zhou Ninghuan sighed in relief.

He put the cake back in his mouth and chewed.

Qiao Xi continued, "So, of course, there's no cake in cow dung cake."