These two guys, how unprincipled they are

Zhou Ninghuan stopped moving, and the cake fell out: ?

Ye Sisi: ???

Yu Siyan also turned around.

"Central District one

Zhou Ninghuan sprinted to the lakeside!

"Ugh—Qiao Xi! You did that on purpose—ugh—"

[What's in the cow dung cake? Nothing? Nothing??? Say it again???]

[I!!!!! Damn!!!!!!!!!]

[The cow dung cake is fuel! A friendly reminder, the villagers gave it to us for fuel!]

[So did our Huahuan eat shit???!!!!]

[Upstairs, you could whisper instead of shouting it out loud!]

[He ate shit! He really ate shit!!!]

[I think he got what he deserved, listening to this loudmouth for the whole trip is annoying.]

Zhou Ninghuan dry-heaved by the lakeside for half an hour before crying and making a scene, finally returning to the team with his manager's soothing voice.

Of course, these scenes were not captured.

What viewers saw was Zhou Ninghuan enduring humiliation and bearing everything in silence.

Qiao Xi didn't care. She even hummed a song.

Happily, she slid over to the mission location.

Before they arrived, a piercing pig squeal tore through the air!

The entire team came to a halt: ?

At this moment, Director Jin announced off-screen: "Congratulations everyone! Your task is—to deliver piglets!"

"What?!" Zhou Ninghuan was the first to shout out.

Director Jin had been waiting all day, finally feeling relieved!

She sneered, "You heard it right. The sow inside is just about to give birth, so get ready to help deliver the piglets with the assistance of a professional midwife—Qiao Xi, you go first!"

With that, the entire group's eyes turned to Qiao Xi.

Director Jin was preparing to see her panic-stricken expression, but when she turned her head, she was startled!

Qiao Xi had already put on her gloves, her eyes shining brightly: "Where? Where's the sow? Is it here? Should I go in directly? Would that be impolite?"

Xiao 6: "Master, please don't smile so creepily! They're all starting to shiver!"

Qiao Xi didn't hear a word.

She had handled countless piglets before! Who could know how much she missed the feeling of new life arriving!

That slippery, pink, little thing...

"Roar—the sow let out a loud cry.

It seemed to sense Qiao Xi's call.

"Qiao."

"!"

Before Director Jin could finish her sentence, only a gust of cold wind remained.

Qiao Xi went in.

[Rushed in? Just like that?!]

[If you knew you were delivering pigs, you'd think a supermarket sale was starting]

[Oh no! This segment is targeting our Nian Nian! Knowing his severe OCD!]

Since filming started, every segment has precisely stepped on my unexpected places. I admit you've caught my attention. Inside, Qiao Xi's rough voice came out again: "Someone give me a hand!"

The remaining three exchanged glances.

The air suddenly became tense.

Zhou Ninghuan had a flash of inspiration: "I just ate shit, my stomach hurts!"

Yu Siyan raised his hand, his pale face matching the bandage behind him, and even swayed weakly. At this moment, silence was more eloquent than words.

Ye Sisi: !

These two guys, how unprincipled!

Before the three could reach a conclusion in their covert battle, Qiao Xi came out,

"What's going on! Hurry up!" She grabbed Yu Siyan, "It's you!"

The condemned Yu Siyan didn't even have a chance to defend himself and was caught off guard by the sow's rear end.

Sow: "Roar~"

Yu Siyan: !!!

He turned and walked away.

"Hold its legs down!" Qiao Xi yanked him back!

Yu Siyan's veins stood out on his handsome face: "Let go!"

"Hold it down!"

"Let go!"

"Stop talking, or I'll stuff you up its ass!"

This threat was very effective, as it sounded exactly like something Qiao Xi would do.

Seeing that the refined and upright man suddenly turned around, furiously reached out his hand, and gritted his teeth, pressing down on the sow's legs as if going to the execution ground!

The next second, Yu Siyan's rear end was kicked by Qiao Xi.

"Move aside! Am I delivering or are you delivering?"

Midwife: !!!

The photographer who just arrived: !!!

[Qiao Xi!!! What the hell are you doing!!!]

[Crazy! This woman is insane! Where is she kicking?!]

[Did I see it wrong? I feel like people can't, at least shouldn't…

[Is she normal?! Has she done anything normal since the broadcast started?!][I slowed down the video, and Nian Nian's butt was really violated! Violated!]

[So how bouncy is it! Damn, she touched it twice, and I still haven't got the answer!]

However, Yu Siyan himself had lost all sense.

Because he watched Qiao Xi's hands covered in lubricant, directly reaching into the mysterious life passage right in front of him! "Roar~ Roar~ Roar~"

Accompanied by rhythmic movements, her hands were not only exploring inside the sow but also crazily stepping on Yu Siyan's bottom line.

Yu Siyan experienced the scariest five minutes of his life.

Five minutes later, Qiao Xi casually said, "Dystocia."

Outside, Director Jin, who had been waiting for a long time, urged: "Why is it not done yet? What's happening inside?"

The assistant whispered something into Director Jin's ear.

Director Jin's face immediately showed joy.

Dystocia?

She quickly narrowed her eyes and lowered her voice: "Go in and find a chance to kill the pig."

Assistant: "Huh?"

"Go quickly!"

The assistant was pushed in, bewildered.

Director Jin was satisfied.

Whether the pig lives or dies didn't matter, but Qiao Xi stole the spotlight and even caused the death of a pig; that was enough for her!

The assistant trembled inside, signaled to the midwife, muttered a few words, and when the midwife saw the amount the assistant indicated, she immediately nodded.

Meanwhile, Yu Siyan's voice was hoarse and near breaking down, "Still! Not! Done!"

"Soon, soon!"

Qiao Xi finished administering the oxytocin and used the forceps.

A series of actions were unexpectedly professional.

[Oh my, she really seems to know what she's doing?]

[Are there any professionals out there to comment?]

[It's been a long wait, clearly, there are very few professionals in this industry]

[Almost done, almost done! Roar, roar, roar, it's my first time seeing piglets!]

[At this point, I won't criticize Qiao Xi, no matter if it's real or not, let's cheer for her, after all, it's a new life]

Qiao Xi's movements became slower and more careful,

The next second, a pink piglet appeared in her palm!

Then came the second and third!

The screen was flooded with[!!!!!!!!!!],

Everyone forgot to breathe!

Yu Siyan's eyes slightly moved, showing a hint of bewilderment, staring at Qiao Xi's hands.

For the first time, he found those hands didn't seem as unpleasant as before, but rather...

"Touch it." Qiao Xi suddenly turned her head and directly placed a piglet in his hand.

Yu Siyan: !!!

He was stiff all over, almost roaring: "Take it away!"

"Oh." Qiao Xi nodded.

The next second, she placed another one.

The two piglets wriggled in Yu Siyan's hands.

"Perhaps, have you heard of desensitization therapy?" she asked.

Yu Siyan: ....

"Uh-oh, the sow is bleeding heavily!" The midwife suddenly shouted.