They Got Married, I Don’t Care

In Xicun.

To better gather intel on the commercial battle, Qiao Xi and Yu Siyann didn't return home.

Qiao Xi found a wooden seesaw and sat down.

She patted the seat next to her and said, "Nian Nian, sit here."

Yu Siyann: !

Cheng Xi: "Young Master! We're filming, we're filming..."

However, the little young master seemed to be wound up like a toy, wriggling forward with his feet kicking back, escaping Cheng Xi's hold and rushing to the seat.

[Ahhh, they're sitting together!]

[Oh my, he's like a dung beetle that has found its precious ball]

[I've thought of a CP name! Bathing CP? Cute Death CP? Absorb Nian CP?]

[Out of the 10,000 characters in Chinese, you picked the six most ridiculous ones, didn't you?]

[They're married, they're married, I don't care, they're married!]

[This is ridiculous, my hubby and I are on the same certificate, okay! Shut up, you idiots!]

As Yu Siyann sat down, Qiao Xi chuckled.

Cheng Xi sensed trouble! It was too late to intervene!

"Whoosh—"

Qiao Xi bounced three meters into the air! She jumped onto the seesaw hard!

The little young master became a human bullet, launched into the sky!

Then he came down and bounced up again!

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

"Hahaha!" Qiao Xi laughed heartily, lying on the ground in stitches.

Yu Siyann: "..."

The barrage: "..."

[I overthought it]

[I was love-struck]

[I was self-deluded]

[I was rash, reckless, unreasonable]

Five minutes later, Qiao Xi kicked Yu Siyann's seat, stifling her laughter.

"Alright, don't be mad. Wasn't it fun? If Cheng Xi weighed a bit less, I'd have played with him. But I had no choice."

Cheng Xi: ?

The little young master, with his back to her, said nothing, clenching his fists.

Xiao 6: "You've made him angry! That's too much! He even said he wanted to get down, and you shot him up into the trees! Master, you're supposed to get along with the villain! He definitely won't forgive you!"

Qiao Xi kicked the seat again.

"Yu Siyann, I'll count to three. 3—"

Before she could finish, Yu Siyann turned around.

As if nothing had happened, he asked, "Are you thirsty? I'm going to the director's group to steal drinks. Do you want me to bring you a bottle of Wangzai milk?"

Qiao Xi made an "Ok" gesture.

Xiao 6: "..."

Cheng Xi: "..."

[Damn! When did my son become so spineless!]

[Yu Siyann: Who cares about pride? What if she really gets mad and you have to die for me?]

[Is this the beginning of a love-struck mindset?]

[Ahhh, I can't take it, I'm suffocating, give me back my ruthless Nian!]

[Ruthless? You'll see when he goes to steal drinks]

A while later, the two leaned against a tree.

One had a bottle of Wangzai, the other a bottle of Wahaha, creating a harmonious scene.

Cheng Xi reported, "The Zhao family's forces have reached the enemy's battlefield!"

Qiao Xi smirked, "It's started—the unscrupulous commercial battle!"

At that moment, in the break room of the Yu Group.

A group of people gathered.

"What?!" The cleaner was shocked, hugging herself, "You say Manager Li is a pervert? That he likes mature women like us?"

"What?!" An employee's eyes widened, coffee sloshing, "You say Manager Li has a foot fetish and scratches his feet at home every day?"

"What?!" The manager spat out water, coughing, "You say Manager Li takes advantage of maids at home just to get extra meat for breakfast?!"

...

Chatter buzzed behind, and Aunt Zhao, dressed as an employee, left the break room with a stylish smile.

Before leaving, she even pulled the main switch of the Yu Group.

She took out her walkie-talkie, "Son, I'm done here. You can begin on your side."

In Xicun.

Cheng Xi said, "Madam He's people have also arrived at our company! But to their surprise, no one was working overtime, a wasted trip! They will definitely take further action!"

Yu Siyann leaned lazily against the tree, "No worries, activate the second plan—"

In the general manager's office.

The secretary rushed in, out of breath, "Manager Li, bad news!"

Li Cheng looked up, his gaze sharp as an eagle.

Five minutes later, he led his team downstairs, and before they reached the scene, they heard shouting!

"Manager of the Li Group! Give my mother back her innocence!"

A man was hugging a lamppost, holding a banner high!

With a loudspeaker repeating—

"On that fateful morning at breakfast, my mother Aunt Zhao was dutifully working at the Yu house! She thought it was just another ordinary morning, little did she know that a pair of evil hands had long been coveting her! Manager Li lunged at her! She struggled with all her might! But the strength disparity was too great! Manager Li's obsession was too deep!"

"Manager Li hugged her! And then! He lowered his voice, creating that kind of bubbly sound, and whispered in her ear... To know what happened next, please scan the QR code to follow the WeChat account! There you will find my mother's full account of the incident!"

"Snap! Snap! Snap!"

People below frantically scanned the QR code!

Someone even shouted, "Hey, bro! Turn the banner a bit! We can't scan it from here!"

Li Cheng: "..."

"Get him down!" he roared!

The secretary hurried over.

The assistant handed over a phone, "Manager Li, after scanning the code, it's to follow their company's WeChat account. In just a few minutes, they gained twenty thousand followers."

Li Cheng was shaking with anger as he turned back into the room, "Everyone, meeting now!"

"A meeting won't help."

The sun was shining overhead as Qiao Xi laughed wildly.

She wielded a hoe in the field, "Immediately launch the third wave of attack!"

At the Yu Group.

"They're here again! They're here again!" The secretary was sweating.

Li Cheng's face was turning green!

He Xuefang also arrived after hearing the news, but her car was blocked at the crowded entrance of the Yu Group by a mass of elderly people, unable to get through!

A simple-dressed uncle was at the gate, his Mandarin extremely poor.

"Queue up, queue up! Everyone gets something!"

"One person, ten eggs, just post this on your Moments! Those who don't know how to post, line up on the right! Those who do, line up on the left to get the eggs!"

A flyer fluttered into He Xuefang's hands.

The bold words on it shocked her and her whole family!

[Xiao Li fell in love with Xiao Zhao, on a starless night... Follow the WeChat account for more details.]

He Xuefang: ?

He Xuefang: !!!!!!

Her fingers trembled as she followed the WeChat account.

It was full of "Small Earn a Billion" company's products for sale! Because of this kind of promotion, their "Elderly Pure Cotton Underwear Set" had already sold ten thousand pieces!

He Xuefang nearly fainted from anger!

How despicable!

"Take me home!"

Back at home, she threw herself onto her husband, crying, "Dear, they're too much! I know they want to win..."

Yu Zheng sipped his tea, listening to the whole story, then looked at her with a profound gaze.

"A true commercial battle never has limits. You don't understand."

He Xuefang stormed into her room, smashing cups!

"Call Li Cheng back! I don't believe it! I can't beat these young brats!"

In Xicun.

Everyone finished work, walking down the path.

Cheng Xi reported on the progress, and both Qiao Xi and Yu Siyann had satisfied smiles on their faces.

At dinner, they were so happy they had five extra bowls.

As they left the dining hall, Qiao Xi patted her pocket and gave Yu Siyann a mysterious smile.

"Nian Nian, come to the room with me."

[Again! Again! Going to the room again! Last time you made him wear a pig costume, what now!]

[Don't you understand Qiao Xi's ways? Wherever they go, they won't be doing *that*, why are you so anxious]

[Nian fans, the most relaxed women in the world are Qiao Xi's fans right now]

[CP fans, the most worried are also Qiao Xi's fans]

In the room, with the door closed.

Qiao Xi turned and started tugging at her pants.