Couldn't Sleep Last Night? Something on Your Mind?

That night.

Duan Fulin lay on his bed and opened his phone.

On the screen was a surveillance feed from the public bathhouse!

He sneered.

"Qiao Xi, I gave you a chance, and you blew it."

As he thought this, a figure suddenly appeared on the screen, slid into the bathhouse, and struck a pose!

Duan Fulin squinted his eyes, ready to take a screenshot.

"Ah, I'm going to take off my clothes!" Qiao Xi announced, gripping the edges of her clothes.

Duan Fulin: This is the moment!

The next second, she stopped.

Holding the edges of her clothes, she began a graceful dance.

Duan Fulin waited, gritting his teeth.

"Ah, I really need to take them off!" Qiao Xi mumbled again.

Duan Fulin prepared to take the screenshot again!

The next second, she stopped again, doing moonwalks back and forth.

Duan Fulin: "..."

Xiao 6: "..."

It wanted to gouge its eyes out! Why did it have to serve such a host?!

"Oh, right, right." Qiao Xi mumbled, sneaking something out of a cabinet. "This mustn't be seen by anyone!"

Duan Fulin's interest piqued.

Something that mustn't be seen? It must be Qiao Xi's secret!

Sure enough, Qiao Xi took out a piece of paper and headed toward the men's squat toilet in the bathhouse.

Duan Fulin grew more and more excited, his hands trembling.

He zoomed in! Closer, closer!

"Okay, done! I hope everyone has good aim, and may life be smooth!"

She clasped her hands together and left.

Duan Fulin immediately zoomed in!

His eyes were bloodshot, hands shaking, heart racing!

The next second, the object Qiao Xi stuck on the squat toilet dominated the screen!

It was a photo!

In the photo, Duan Fulin's face was plastered in the center of the men's squat toilet, with four big words imprinted in his mouth—

**"Aim Here"**

Duan Fulin: ?

Duan Fulin: !!!!!!!!!!!

"Ahhh! Qiao Xi!!!"

His phone crashed to the ground!

This was unbearable! He had to get revenge!

The next day, after finishing their farm work, the guests were sent to Lao Sun's house to make pottery.

Due to the recent development of tourism in the village, some shops with unique local characteristics had started to appear. Lao Sun ran a pottery shop, teaching people how to make pottery.

When Qiao Xi walked into the shop, she immediately noticed the dark circles under Duan Fulin's eyes.

She smiled, "Linlin, couldn't sleep last night? Something on your mind?"

It would have been better if she hadn't mentioned it. As soon as she did, Duan Fulin exploded!

Last night, he wanted to tear down the photo, but happened to run into Yu Siyan in the bathroom, who wouldn't come out no matter what! He waited for an hour before giving up and returning. In the morning, when he checked again, his photo was unrecognizable!

Clearly, this provocation had stirred up the men's competitive spirit in the village; everyone aimed for his mouth!

Duan Fulin didn't respond, barely holding back his anger as he found his seat.

Opposite him, the young master, who had just woken up, passed by, yawning, and then stopped, "Did you go stealing chickens last night?"

Duan Fulin: !!!

[Ahhhh! You two are ridiculous!]

[Is this a targeted attack?! Is that what this is?!]

[The battle is heating up!]

[Bathhouse CP strikes again! Harmony between spouses, returning home together.]

[Look at him, really only Qiao Xi can handle him. I'm starting to waver.]

[No! Sisters! I'm still holding on! We can't give up our principles!]

At this moment, Lao Sun, with his bald spot, stepped forward to demonstrate to everyone.

"It takes two people to work together to complete a piece of pottery."

As soon as Lao Sun finished speaking, Yu Siyan walked over to the seat opposite Qiao Xi.

Zhou Ninghuan, who was about to sit down, looked up and met the young master's dangerous gaze.

The two locked eyes, and silence ensued.

Everyone: Whoa! Are they going to fight?

The next second, Zhou Ninghuan bent down and wiped the chair.

He looked up, smiling obsequiously, "Heh, Mr. Yu, please, please."

[?]

[If aliens invade Earth, Zhou Ninghuan would be like: "Alien Masters, they're over here!"]

[Indeed, those who have been given new skin are different.]

[Don't bring this up again!]

[Pink, pink, pink, pink]

[Bow, bow, bow, bow]

Yu Siyan sat down, satisfied.

Lao Sun: "First step, work together to shape the clay."

The young master turned and repeated, "Lao Sun said, first step, you touch my hand."

Lao Sun: ?

Fan Zhiying, who was beside them: ?

[Lao Sun: You're bullying me because I don't speak Mandarin well, aren't you?]

Qiao Xi hadn't been paying attention, "Oh," she said, grabbing his hand, "what's next?"

The young master stared at the spot where Qiao Xi had touched, turning completely pink!

[Whoa! Ahhhhhhh, scream! Twist! Seppuku! Revive! Crawl! Disembowel! Revive again! Twist myself into a pretzel! Listen under their bed!]

[Don't go! I'm your fellow patient, what a coincidence, you've also gone crazy online?]

[Yu Siyan! When did you become like this! It was just a touch on the hand!]

[Bathhouse CP! Bathhouse CP! Bathhouse CP! Someone, just kill me today, scatter my ashes to give them a thrill!]

[And me! And me! Tonight, everyone is invited to dance on our graves!]

[The comment section is scary, didn't we agree not to let Qiao Xi be the big sister-in-law?!]

The young master's happiness didn't last long. With the director's time limit, Qiao Xi swiftly finished her pottery piece and tossed it to Yu Siyan.

"It's too ugly. You keep it."

Yu Siyan stopped in his tracks.

Holding his cup, he turned to Duan Fulin.

He pointed to the cup in his hand and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

Duan Fulin was exasperated, "I don't want to know!"

"It's a gift." Yu Siyan didn't care about his reaction and continued, "If you've never received one, it's okay. Just muddle through life; it's still living."

Duan Fulin: "..."

He was fed up! He turned and walked away!

The young master left, satisfied.

Cheng Xi was puzzled, "Young master, it's just a cup. Why are you holding onto it like that?"

Yu Siyan's eyes narrowed, "Just a cup? Would she give me an ordinary cup?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the handle.

There was a tiny fingerprint on it!

Cheng Xi started trembling, "A fingerprint?! Oh, right, I've seen similar confession methods recently! This must be a confession from young madam! She's giving you her unique mark!"

The young master's ears turned red, and he scolded, "Why are you shouting! Does she not care about her reputation?!"

Cheng Xi quickly covered his mouth.

"Everyone! Get ready to go receive the airdrop!"

The director's team announced, "Today's airdrop location is in the lake, so the production team has prepared beautiful swimsuits for everyone to choose from!"

Upon hearing the word "swimsuit," Yu Siyan paused, then sped up like a rocket!

[You little! You little!]

[What's wrong! Siyan is just curious about the swimsuit styles!]

[Siyan fans (denial version): He's just thinking about wearing a dress himself.]

[Siyan fans (denial version 2.0): Yes, after seeing Zhou Ninghuan, who wouldn't shed tears of envy?]

[I'm laughing so hard. I'm getting nervous for Siyan! Hope he can hold it together and not turn this into a dating show!]

Yu Siyan encountered several team members along the way.

First was Fan Zhiying, wearing a conservative white swimsuit.

[Ahhh, darling, you're so beautiful!]

[Fan Zhiying! Put your pants on! Who told you to show your legs!]

Then Zhang Shu, in a sexy black swimsuit.

[Slurp, slurp, female stars' body management is amazing!]

Next were Zhou Ninghuan, Zheng Yi, Li Siyao...

Finally, only Qiao Xi and Duan Fulin hadn't come out yet.

Yu Siyan asked Zhou Ninghuan, "Have you seen Xi..."

Before he could finish, they were both stunned!