Pink Bow Fluttering in the Wind**
Zhou Ninghuan was forcibly dragged out!
At first, all everyone could see was pink.
[Is it a pig costume? Well, what's there to be embarrassed about?]
[Doesn't seem like a pig costume; looks like there's not much fabric.]
Two seconds later.
Zhou Ninghuan was fully revealed.
He was trembling all over, screaming, and clinging desperately to the door frame, refusing to let go!
His upper body was bare!
He was wearing a short-sleeved shirt on his lower body.
Nothing wrong with the shirt, except—
It was worn *backwards*!
The sleeves were on his legs!
The shirt was wrapped around his mysterious triangle area!
And in front, a cute pink bow was tied for modesty!
Everyone: "Ahhhhh!"
Comments: "Ahhhhh!"
Fan Zhiying grabbed Yi Han excitedly, "Check for me! Am I blind? Am I blind?!"
"I can't see anything either!" Yi Han shouted.
Old Sun, who had come upon hearing the noise, confidently approached, addressing the villagers behind him, "Today, we're going to see what kind of new clothes city folks wear! They're all celebrities! This style must be trendy! Next time, we can get the villagers to..."
The next second.
Dozens of villagers stopped in their tracks.
They turned around at the same time!
"Oh dear, getting old, my eyes aren't what they used to be," Aunt Li said.
Old Uncle Yan next to her added, "Who are you telling? Did we eat the wrong mushrooms today? Am I hallucinating?"
"You saw it too?"
"Yeah, and you?"
The villagers mustered up courage and took another look.
Three older villagers couldn't handle it! They dropped their walking sticks and fell to the ground, rolling their eyes!
"Oh my! What in the world is this trendsetter wearing?!"
"Back in the day, when I, Old Sun, was at war! Three shells flew over my head! I withstood them! But today, Old Sun, I'm done!"
Old Uncle Yan called his daughter in the city, "Sweetie, wear something decent at your age! I've transferred money to you; buy more fabric! Don't skimp on it!"
Meanwhile, Zhou Ninghuan didn't even have time to catch his breath before he was forced onto the village path!
Qiao Xi waved her hand, "The first marathon in Xi Village begins now! Our participant—Huan Zai!"
The young master, dressed in a suit, stood by the path, clapping.
*Clap clap clap!*
[Yusi Nian!!! Do you even know what you're doing?!]
[I'm going insane, I'm going insane, I'm going insane, I knocked on a wooden fish 200 times! My stick broke, and I still couldn't preserve my virtue!]
[Virtue - ID number]
[Don't say anything more, my mom came to ask why I was laughing. I showed her, and now, my dad is telling us both to get out.]
Zhou Ninghuan gritted his teeth and started running!
At the start, he saw Yu Si Nian banging a gong and drum, calling everyone out of their rooms!
Three minutes in, he saw Qiao Xi borrowing a suona horn, playing "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix"! Even the birds in the woods fled!
Five minutes in, Yu Si Nian held up a red underwear that Yusi Zheng had worn, bullfighting in front of him!
Eight minutes in, Old Sun led the villagers, setting up a red ribbon finish line for him! They cheered him on! Helping him through his last journey in life!
Almost there!
Almost there!
He was almost done!
Zhou Ninghuan used all his strength, cheering himself on!
He swung his arms forward! The bow, like a medal, fluttered on his crotch!
"Ahhhhhhh!"
He crossed the line!!!
"Eight minutes thirty-five seconds! Congratulations!"
Qiao Xi stopped the stopwatch!
Old Sun presented flowers, Er Gou hung a medal, and applause resounded!
[He did it!!!!!!!]
[I'm proud of him!!!!!!!]
[Calm down, this isn't the Olympics.]
[Just tuned in, couldn't believe it and left, then came back in, just asking, is this a cult gathering?]
At the agency.
The manager spat water all over the screen!
*Pfft—* "Cough cough cough! Notify the marketing accounts, don't let this trend on the hot searches! Stop it! Stop it now!!!"
The PR team, looking pale, turned the tablet around.
"It's... too late."
Hot search number one.
#ZhouNinghuanPinkBowFlutteringInTheWind[Explosive]
In the comments section—
[@HeardLongNamesGetReadOutLoud: As someone with the same T-shirt, I'm speechless.]
[@SworeToGetYuSiNian: What we thought the punishment was: cross-dressing. What Qiao Xi thought the punishment was: a permanent loss of marriage prospects.]
[@BathingCPIsTheBest: Laughing so hard I fell, like a warrior with crumbling mountains, then the stone steps to heaven were linked together.]
[@MeAndQiaoXiDon'tShareTheSameSky: Huan Zai, sob sob sob! Let's not go against Qiao Xi anymore, okay! Eggs can't hit rocks!!!]
[@WantToBeHuanHuan'sWife: The clothes are terrible! They keep falling while running! I hate you, Qiao Xi!]
[@LiDaZhuang: Wait for me to come back to the village!!! I'm on my way!!!]
Manager: "..."
PR team: "..."
With the hot search trending, Duan Fulin approached Zhou Ninghuan.
By then, Zhou Ninghuan was lying on a bed, barely breathing.
"What did you say?" He barely lifted his head, "Cooperate? Tomorrow?"
Duan Fulin squinted and nodded.
Zhou Ninghuan looked down and said, "Fine, write the plan on this paper, I'll look at it later."
As soon as Duan Fulin left, Zhou Ninghuan followed.
He turned a corner and knocked on Qiao Xi's wooden cabin.
Qiao Xi glanced at him, "What do you want?"
Inside, the young master immediately got up from the chair, squinting his peach blossom eyes.
The door clicked shut.
The next second, Zhou Ninghuan stepped forward!
Yu Si Nian immediately stood up!
*Bang!*
Zhou Ninghuan knelt down.
Yu Si Nian stopped short, and Qiao Xi backed up!
All they heard was Zhou Ninghuan kowtowing three times, loudly shouting, "Dad! I was wrong! From today, I sincerely surrender! This is my pledge of allegiance! Please review it, Qiao Dad!"
As he spoke, he presented the written plan in his hand!
One hand pointed outside the door, "That crazy old dog Duan, he actually wants to take private photos of you in the bathroom to threaten you! He's not human! I, Zhou Ninghuan, refuse to join forces with such a person! I'm willing to spy on the enemy and provide you with all the information unconditionally!"