The Paranoid Teacher

​​"Love rises and falls in the east, doesn't it?"

Love rises in the east and falls in the west: Yes, Master.

"What do you want?" Li Yuan asked.

Love rises east and falls west: Master, I approve the order, mainly ask marriage.

"Ok, I see you have sent the birthdate figure to me privately!" Li Yuan looked at his phone and said

Love rises in the east and falls in the west: Uh-huh, it's already happening.

"HMMM! Li Yuan agreed.

The gold abacus is still on the table, Li Yuan took the gold abacus, snap, clear.

Then, the sound of Li Yuan's abacus came from the broadcast room.

Crayon Xiaoxin: Say, that lonely の lonely, did he catch any fish?

I don't smoke: You should ask how many fish he caught.

The earth is round: or the novelist can talk.

Madman: Yeah, I just play with words.

Crayon Xiaoxiaoxin: The novelist, I heard that now all net articles are clean, can not appear indescribable situation, is it?

I don't smoke: I'm a coder, not a novelist.

I don't smoke: but it's true what you say, girls can't write from the neck down or above the knee.

Madman: So strict?

I don't smoke: Who's to say not? Even insinuating about the indescribable won't do.

Crazy: Read on the Internet about a novelist who was accused of insulting their sect.

I don't smoke: Yeah! The net seems to be huge, but in fact, one's hands are tied, if one is not careful, one will suffer a big fall.

Paaaah!

A crackle!

Li Yuan stopped.

Love rises in the east and falls in the west: Master, have you calculated?

"HMMM! Li Yuan replied, "There is nothing wrong with your marriage."

Love rises in the east and falls in the west: Master, can you explain it in detail?

"Your marriage is fine, but your relationship is a little rocky." Li Yuan added.

Love rises and falls: Yes, it doesn't go well.

"You've been hurt in a relationship, so you're insecure, aren't you?"

Love rises and falls in the east: Yes, Master.

Li Yuan looked at the abacus and continued, "You are afraid that your husband will apologize to you and be suspicious all day long. Your husband is also a little irritated and does not like to go home recently."

Love rises and falls: Yes, what shall I do, Master?

"You destiny, this is the only marriage in this life, and you will grow old together."

Your husband won't do anything wrong to you, don't worry.

All you have to do now is drop your guard and suspicion and get along with your husband."

Li Yuan looked at the gold abacus and added, "Besides, your first child was born in February when you were 24 years old.

Although pregnant in October, but the pregnancy time is actually about nine months and ten days.

According to the time calculation, the little life in your belly should be more than a month old."

Love rises and falls: What, I'm pregnant?

"Well, it's almost certain. You can go to the hospital and have it checked out." Li Yuan said.

Love rises in the east and falls in the west: I have been wrong about that thing, so I don't notice myself.

Li Yuan did not answer, the girl's month problem, he did not know how to answer.

Then someone spoke in the studio.

"Girl, you go buy a test strip first, I can't wait to find out if you are pregnant or not!"

"Upstairs, why are you excited? The baby's not yours."

"You know, I want to know too, girl, so go and try it."

Love rises and falls and I desperately want to know if I'm pregnant.

Love rises and falls: Then I go downstairs to the pharmacy to buy test strips.

Crayon small new: Master this is their job fortune-telling, part-time emotional dispute mediator plus doctor.

I don't smoke: doctors who can't settle emotional disputes are not good fortune-tellers.

The earth is round: ha ha ha!

Li Yuan naturally saw everyone's ridicule, he did not care, anyway, we do not have any bad thoughts.

Before you know it, there are more than 5,000 people in the studio.

It's not a big fire. It's on average.

Li Yuan does not rely on fans to tip or buy food, so the number of fans is not particularly concerned.

He looked at the time. Only an hour had passed.

I have an hour left. How do I kill it?

"Master, before you read us that what text, I feel a clear mind, master, or you read me a word in English!"

In the studio, there was a comment that was elegant and elegant.

Everyone was amused by the comment.

"Is it necessary to add a teacher's profession to the master?"

"These days, the requirements for anchors are getting higher and higher, they can tell fortunes, they can hunt ghosts, they can mediate emotional disputes, they can measure pregnancy."

"Now I have to read English words."

Just when we thought Li Yuan would not agree, we heard Li Yuan's voice.

"Well, there's plenty of time tonight. I'll read all the English words from primary school to high school."

"Because everyone learns different versions, now everyone will take pictures of the children's words and send them to my phone. I will arrange and send them and read them to everyone."

"Now give everyone some time, you find a quiet environment, let your children listen to the words, surprise!"

Li Yuan's voice is brisk.

Live room everyone see Li Yuan really agreed, especially Li Yuan's last sentence, there is a surprise, everyone hurriedly to find the child's English textbook.

There are also some grandparents grandparents hurriedly call son daughter-in-law girl son-in-law.

A large part of the son daughter-in-law girl son-in-law do not believe these, but also earnestly advise the old man not to toss.

Of course, some young people in order to coax their parents happy, follow the old man's meaning, let the children obediently listen to the class.

On Li Yuan's side, many people have sent photos of their children's English textbooks.

Li Yuan is roughly divided into categories, from primary school to high school, each version is read again.

At the time of Li Yuan's classification, love has been tested.

Love rises in the east and falls in the west: After the test, I really am pregnant.

Crayon Xiaoxin: Congratulations, to upgrade oh!

In the studio, there were a lot of congratulations on the screen.

Love rises in the east and falls in the west: Thank you, Master, I will tell my husband the good news.

Li Yuan was now burying himself in the words sent by the audience in the broadcast room, and did not pay attention to the comments in the broadcast room.

After more than ten minutes, Li Yuan raised his head.

"Hey! I had to learn the words all over again." Li Yuan pretended to be helpless and said.

"Everybody ready? I'm going to start."

In the studio, there's another big one ready to go.

"I'll start in elementary school and read each version." Listen carefully, I will only read it once."

With that, Li Yuan opened a version of the word and began to read it.

Li Yuan's reading speed was not very fast, and after each word, he read the letter of a word and the Chinese translation again.

"Whoaa! Master this pronunciation, too standard."

"I kneel, the master will not do anything else."

"I was moving bricks at a construction site and I feel like I've memorized a few words."

"It's a big deal."

In the studio, everyone was amazed.

Li Yuan's voice is not fast, not slow, quite rhythmic.

It is such a sound, every time after reading a word, the word is like being engraved in everyone's mind, very impressive.

Li Yuan uses the method of memorizing nine syllables.

As a child, the spells he learned were difficult to understand, and he memorized them using the nine-syllable mnemonic method.

Nine notes, is to recite, each word between a certain amount of time, this interval of time according to different circumstances.

Repeat every nine words.

When he was in high school, although he was a science student, his English was often grand slam.

Because English mainly depends on memorization

Not to mention English pronunciation, Li Yuan followed the international channel to learn English when he was in junior high school, and his English level is more than enough to be a TV host directly.

After graduating from college, some people directly recruited him to be a translator, but because of his life problems, he did not go far away, staying at home and waiting for his 21st birthday to go out to work.

It took Li Yuan more than half an hour to read all the vocabularies of primary school, middle school and high school in the broadcast room.

During the period, Li Yuan did not pause, and maintained the speed of the beginning to finish.

"Well, that's all the words."

After reading words for half an hour at a stretch, Li Yuan felt his mouth dry.

"My son says he remembers almost half of all the words."

"Only half!

"You don't know, my son can't remember three words in one night! I memorized almost half the words in the whole book in half an hour tonight."

"It's great."

"What is he? I just memorized all the words from high school."

"Upstairs, you are an excellent student!"

"Ok, I finished the second year of high school, just upgraded the third year, now is preparing the third year of the course, did not think, now the third year of the words I remember, my father called me to listen to, really come to the right."

"Master, come directly to our school and teach!"

In the studio, the reaction was great.

Crayon Xiaoxin: I am convinced, completely convinced, master, what are you in the end fairy characters ah!

The boss is terrible: Unfortunately, my son and daughter are no longer in school.

Crazy: What do you mean crazy English? This is crazy English.

In the midst of a heated discussion.

Lonely の Lonely: hey, guys, I'm back.

Crayon Xiaoxin: How's it going? How many did you catch?

Loneliness の Loneliness: cool! It is so cool, others see me rod after rod of fish, that envy envy hate eyes, too cool.

Loneliness の Loneliness: the master is really God! I just got home, and my wife gave me a pat on the back.

Li Yuan was also amused by the loneliness の loneliness.

"Congratulations to the brother."

"However, whether you ask for divination or help solve problems here, remember to do good deeds, otherwise, they will be attacked."

Li Yuan occasionally reminded the audience in the studio that he was afraid that the audience in the studio would forget to do good deeds and be attacked in the future.

After listening to Li Yuan's words, the audience in the broadcast room said yes.

"Ok, today's live broadcast is not all bad, then this is it!"

We all know the time arrangement of Li Yuan, see Li Yuan to go offline, have to say good night to Li Yuan.

Lin Qingya from the beginning said a "good evening master" after, has not spoken.

But Li Yuan saw her online all the time, now, and see Lin Qingya said a good night.

Lin Qingya this kind of personality, itself is not too much, but she has been online.

Li Yuan will understand, Lin Qingya has been silently concerned about him.

'Good night, everyone!

Li Yuan said a word, then off the line.

After offline, Li Yuan went to sleep directly.

Li Yuan slept soundly because of a day's travel.

At night, the feeling of being stared at came back.