The Body is not the same

​​Lonely の Lonely: Yes, Master.

"Loneliness の loneliness, what do you think?" Li Yuan asked.

Lonely の Lonely: Master, I'm trying to figure out which direction I can catch some fish tonight.

"Er..." You Li Yuan did not think that the loneliness の loneliness actually asked this question.

Others quickly grab a place, are to ask about family, career, marriage and other major questions.

Even if you're not asking these questions, you're asking difficult questions that can't be solved in real life.

And this guy grabs a spot, and he asks where he can catch fish tonight.

This problem is not only Li Yuan accident, even the people in the broadcast room are very surprised.

Crayon Xiaoxin: Brother, I said you don't change the question?

I don't smoke: Yeah! It's a rare opportunity for you to ask such a question.

Some even said.

"Brother, how about I buy you a cart full of fish and you give me this place."

"What's a carload of fish? I've supplied you with all the fish you've eaten in your life, so you give me this chance."

"Big brother, I will directly give you a box of goldfish, you give me this place."

The big shots in the studio, one by one.

Lonely の Lonely: You people, do you know whether I catch a fish tonight, makes a big difference to me.

This remark aroused everyone's interest.

You also saw a lot of new things in the studio.

Maybe this lonely の lonely, asking if he can catch a fish tonight, there will be some hidden story!

Crayon Xiaoxin: Tell me, my little bench is ready.

Familiar with crayon little new people know that he is a large audience in the broadcast room, the most like to listen to the story of a person.

I don't smoke: I'm interested in it, and it might be the stuff of a novel.

Lonely の Lonely: home has a lovely wife fierce like a tiger, recently want to eat crucian soup, but I have been in the air force for three days.

Madman: Ouch, I am laughing, there is a wife fierce as a tiger, this wife is really charming enough.

Lonely の Lonely: you don't understand, this tigress is not to describe the body.

Crayon Xiaoxin: Don't listen to them interrupt. Go on.

Lonely の Lonely: My wife says if I don't catch another fish tonight, I won't be allowed to fish anymore.

Crayon Xiaoxin: That's it? Is it over?

Lonely の Lonely: Yeah! That's it.

Crayon Xiaoxin: You have no story at all!

Loneliness の Loneliness: Let me back a lifetime can not fish, this super scary OK!

Crayon Xiaoxiaoxin: Cut!

You can tell from the crayon's little new tone how disappointed he is.

I was expecting a story with twists and turns and surprises.

The result was this.

"Loneliness の loneliness, what do you want to measure?" Li Yuan has made time to satisfy everyone's curiosity.

See this lonely の lonely, there is really no strange story to tell, Li Yuan asked this.

Loneliness の Loneliness: How about I say a number?

"Yes, please." Li Yuan said.

の Loneliness: today is August 27th, how about the numbers 8, 2 and 7?

"HMMM! A faint syllable came out of Li Yuan's throat.

"Whoaa! My voice is crisp and I'm getting drunk."

"This is the Gospel of sound control!"

"And our Adam's Apple powder."

Inside the studio, it seemed to hear the sound of a large number of girls screaming.

Because he was out, Li Yuan did not take his whiteboard and whiteboard marker.

He spoke directly and said:

"The combination of numbers and five lines can also indicate geographical orientation. It is recorded in Yang Xiong's Taixuan.

One and six are water, two and seven are fire, three and eight are wood, four and nine are gold, and five and ten are earth.

One and six live together (in the north), two and seven are friends (in the south), three and eighty are friends (in the East), four and nine are on the same path (in the West), and five and ten are together (in the center)."

"Do you understand what I say?" Li Yuan asked.

Loneliness の Loneliness: Master, you speak too fast for me to understand.

"Your three numbers, 2, 7, and 8, where 2 and 7 are both directions, and 8 is east, means that your fishing expedition is more south-southeast."

Lonely の Lonely: some southeast by south, I know, there is a river.

"Well, go ahead! Li Yuan said.

Lonely の Lonely: yesterday went there, did not catch a.

Lonely の Lonely: I was going to change place today, then I will continue to go there!

Madman: Cousin, if you catch any fish at the river later, let me know.

I don't smoke: Crazy, you mean you don't believe the master can calculate accurately?

Madman: I don't know why, but I want to see the Master roll over.

The boss is terrible: this idea should not be, take it back quickly.

Crayon Xiaoxin: I don't think you can see it in this life, and I don't think you can see it in the next life.

They laughed at each other, and they did not scold the madman for saying that.

Lonely の Lonely: How long does the master live?

Crayon Xiaoxin: The master's time is always two hours.

Lonely の Lonely: Well, I'll be sure to tell you the result before the studio closes.

Lonely の Lonely: I quit first, there is no signal by the river.

"Well, be safe, Hungry Ghost Festival is coming, don't fish too late." Li Yuan kindly reminded to.

Lonely の Lonely: OK, thank you for reminding me.

Say that Li Yuan saw lonely の lonely out of the broadcast room.

"Master, I remember the azimuth number you said just now, if it is June 27, how to push the azimuth?"

Someone asked Li Yuan in the studio.

Li Yuan adjusted his sitting posture and answered calmly.

"I have told you the story of two scholars who came to Beijing to take the above exams."

"Word measurement is when people subconsciously come up with a word or a number, it is not intentional, if you have a mind to form a set of numbers, the result is not necessarily what you want."

After saying this, Li Yuan went on to say: "Fate is a matter of rapid change, there is no if."

"Thank you, Master, for your instruction." "Said the man who had asked.

Li Yuan did not have any special attitude to the person who asked the question, others have questions, Li Yuan calmly answered it is, this little volume and measurement Li Yuan still has.

"Next, peace is bliss, right?"

Peace is bliss: Yes, Master.

"What do you want?" Li Yuan would ask this question every time.

Peace is a blessing: I want to tell my fortune, I want to know the life span.

"Ok, then you send me the birthdate figure privately." Li Yuan said.

Peace is a blessing: OK, Master, just a moment.

Soon, Li Yuan's phone received a new message.

Crayon Xiaoxin: I feel like the master is about to pull out his golden abacus.

Scary boss: You're not alone.

The two had just finished talking when Li Yuan snapped and put the gold abacus on the table.

Next thing I know, I see his fingers flying around on the abacus.

His fingers were so fast that the audience in the studio could barely see a vestige.

Madman: Master this hand speed, it is a pity not to play games.

I don't smoke: It's a pity that the master's hand is too fast to code words.

"Master this hand speed, not to massage a pity."

I do not know who said a word, inside the broadcast room, suddenly exploded the pot.

"You must be coquettish! Want a massage from the master?"

"It seems that the wife fan does not give up!"

Lin Qingya looked at the words in the broadcast room, suddenly feel some strange body.

I can't help but imagine Li Yuan giving her a massage.

Inside the broadcast room, there are many women with this idea of Lin Qingya, and some people even want to go deeper.

The man inside the broadcast room saw the fighting power of the female fans, instantly shivering.

However, there are some men who are not afraid of things.

"By the way, my massage technique is also good, miss sister don't try it."

The result can be imagined, the woman who accused her wife of powder suddenly stopped, and all the spearheads were aimed at the man who joked about them.

The man was helpless and had to ask someone else in the broadcast room for help.

Where do other people dare to speak, just a very active account, now are silent, no sense of existence.

There are people unkindly brush up "ha ha ha".

Paaaah!

With a crisp sound from the broadcast room, Li Yuan stopped his action.

Peace is bliss: Master, have you figured it out?

"Well, judging from the birthdate you gave me, it's a longevity sign." Li Yuan replied.

Peace is a blessing: Long life? It means this person is still alive, right?

"Well, alive." Li Yuan answered in the affirmative.

Peace is bliss: Master, can you figure out where he is?

"This is a bit difficult, tracing the person, you must use the things on his body or things close to him to work out." Li Yuan answered.

Peace is bliss: Is his hair OK?

"Hair, of course." Li Yuan answered.

Peace is bliss: Master, where are you? Can I put the tire in front of you?

"I'm sorry, it's not convenient." Li Yuan said.

Peace is a blessing: Master, please, this is very important to me.

In fact, from this piece of speech, Li Yuan probably had a guess about this matter.

After thinking about it, he said, "Give me the address where you live now."

Later, a folding paper crane will fly to your house, and you will take a small part of the hair and put it on it."

Peace is a blessing: OK, thank you, Master.

Then, the people in the broadcast room saw Li Yuan take out a piece of tin foil and began to fold a thousand paper cranes.

Like last time, Li Yuan drew a symbol array in front of the thousand paper cranes, and the thousand paper cranes flew wobbly.

From the beginning of the unskilled, all the way to the steady flight.

This scene, the people who just entered the broadcast room were shocked.

Ping An is a blessing has sent the address to Li Yuan.

Li Yuan wrote the address on the belly of thousands of paper cranes, spread out his hand, thousands of paper cranes will fly out from Li Yuan's palm.

"It's estimated to take three hours to get there. Keep an eye on it."

Peace is a blessing: Thank you, Master.

"While waiting, we move on to the next one."

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