Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

"We were thinking that since that wild boar gave birth to five offspring, and there's still one without a soul, why don't we just exchange the soul in the found woman's body for it? Then, wouldn't everyone be happy?" Xiong Daoren shared his previously thought-out plan with Chen Nuo.


Chen Nuo chuckled, a smile on his face but not in his heart, "This 'everyone being happy', just who exactly are the ones being happy?"


"Us, Tian Peng, and…" Xiong Daoren found himself unable to finish.


Indeed, it was impossible to say. If the soul was really exchanged, the soul that was originally supposed to be reborn as a human would now become a pig fetus.


It would be fine while living in the world, but once death came, the soul would surely have to settle its account with Yama, and that account would eventually fall upon Tian Peng's head.


"But right now, Tian Peng is what matters most," Xiong Daoren said.


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