Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

Tian Peng was gnawing on roast chicken. Hearing Xiong Daoren's question, he didn't even lift his head, "Me? What help could I possibly offer? Besides, if I helped, wouldn't I destroy the original state of this place? What if the Jade Emperor concocts some reason to convict me again? I finally look somewhat human; I'm not about to muddy those waters."


"That won't do, Tian Peng. You'd be doing a good deed. If you don't act now, all the people here will perish!" Xiong Daoren said.


Tian Peng stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth, "I don't care. Let them perish; that's even better. Then I can go back to the shopkeeper. Sure, I might look a bit better in my mortal body, but it's not practical at all. I want to gain some real abilities for myself."


"Oh come on, you can't think like that. Think about it, by doing good deeds and praying for blessings, if you manage to become immortal later on, it would sound impressive," Xiong Daoren tried to persuade.


Chapter 521: The Complacent Tian Peng