Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

Tian Peng spoke the truth; the County Magistrate hadn't considered this aspect before. Upon hearing what Tian Peng had said, he fell silent.


He was originally only interested in withholding the peasants' taxes to line his own pockets but had never thought of obtaining money in such a manner.


Seeing that the County Magistrate did not react, Tian Peng sneered inwardly. It seemed the County Magistrate was enticed by his words, so he continued, "Think about it, isn't that the truth?"


"What, should whatever you say be taken as truth? Why should I listen to you?"


The County Magistrate was initially hesitant. He'd been considering the feasibility of this matter, but upon hearing Tian Peng's words, his interest seemed to fade instantly. He couldn't be sure if this man was just bluffing or stalling for time.


"Alas, County Magistrate, how can you think of me that way? Think about it; I feel I haven't done anything else besides evading taxes," Tian Peng said.


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