Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

"I am truly sorry, my lord, we, we thought you were doing it on purpose." The officer beside him hastened to apologize.


No sooner had these words been spoken than the County Magistrate grew even angrier.


"Have I ever seen such useless trash as you? What do you think, am I a fool? Would I have nothing better to do than to deliberately singe my own beard?!"


"We, we thought you were showing the young man that the fire tongs you were holding weren't fake, but real," said another officer.


The County Magistrate was so angry that he wished he could apply the fire tongs to the two officers himself.


Tian Peng watched this scene with an urge to laugh, but he knew it was not the time for laughter. If he laughed now, the County Magistrate might realize he was being mocked, and that would hamper the plans he had afterward.


Chapter 525: Falling into a Trap, Untie Tian Peng