Diving rabbits

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple.
Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights!
From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong!
Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism?
Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?"
The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!

Xuanzang didn't quite understand; this disciple spoke in such a fragmented way that he couldn't grasp what he was actually talking about. One moment it was one thing, the next something else, leaving Xuanzang utterly confused.


He asked, "Wukong, you might as well make yourself clear. Don't beat around the bush; I can't understand you."


"These monks, coveting our kasaya, wanted to have it all to themselves and then planned to burn us alive," the Six-Eared Macaque said. "Knowing they intended to set fire to kill us, I borrowed a magic artifact from above to cover you when they lit the fire, then I let the flames grow even bigger."


"They want the kasaya?" Xuanzang was shocked but remembered the way the monk from the night before had eyed the kasaya with gleaming eyes, and he felt a vague suspicion.


However, ascetics should first look for faults within themselves when faced with issues, so he said, "Even so, you shouldn't have aided the fire."


Chapter 710: Jinchi Elder Dies Suddenly