Rewriting6969
Warning!
Extreme Smut ahead, proceed with caution.
Ever heard about the tragedy of Christy 'Kris' the fatty? If you haven't, buckle up for a wild ride.
Christy 'Kris' met his end in the most humiliating way imaginable—dying of explosive diarrhea while confronting his cheating girlfriend. Yes, you read that right.
He literally died shitting.
To make matters worse, his best friend, his new best friend and girlfriend and her little sister also met their demise in his poopocalypse, drowning in the mess.
But that wasn't the end for Kris. By some twist of fate, he was sent back five days before the disaster struck. Armed with the knowledge of his embarrassing death, he now has a chance to change his fate and get sweet, sweet revenge on those who wronged him.
Can Kris transform from fatso to ultimate chad and cuck his backstabbing best friend?
Can he plough through his ex-girlfriend's friends and family, leaving a trail of broken hearts?
Can he make his stepfamily pay for making him a loser?
And can he turn the tables on his bullies and give them a taste of their own medicine?
I wouldn't call myself a shameless author; I prefer to think of myself as a distinguished gentleman of peculiar taste who just happens to churn out stories that are as eccentric as my collection of antique rubber ducks. This book presents a new twist on a familiar tale: a man gets his heart broken by his girlfriend and best friend, dies, and comes back with powers to settle the score. However, in this version, the revenge is turned up from PG-13 to rated R, adding a significant dose of smut to the mix. So, if you enjoyed Kaisen from my previous novel, I hope you'll find Christy 'Kris' just as engaging.
author update please but i preferred the friend to reincarnate cause he was the victim , support /hero
This is an awful embarrassment of a novel. Why the hell is there so much shit your second grade writing skills and this disgusting book left me with a stomach ache. Authors like this make me sick.
well I'm not going to say i like it, but Damn I have an underdeveloped brain that finds this 'shit' funny enough that my throat actually hurts from holding my laughter back, but storyline is actually pretty good, hopefully we get multiple povs, and grammar is good, tho hopefully this novel doesn't become a good at the start then a AI generated mess at the end, keep it up (: