"All right, ladies and gentlemen, the Chinese have confirmed that a bird, a monkey, a dragon, and a monk are not all they have; in the future, their team will increase to include a pig and a fallen Water god... I hope the translation is accurate—yes, their combination is so bizarre! But damn it, it's because of this freak circus that the UN assembly almost split, there has been a serious regression in the human rights situation of four countries, and policies of extermination against a specific group are being openly enacted in some countries!"
"Now, this wave has hit America, and as everyone knows, we are a nation of immigrants. We have always been proud of and committed to building a multicultural society, but now the trouble has come, and our trouble is big!"