One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Arsenal, who had been leading Manchester United thanks to their goal difference, suddenly dropped to second place in the Premier League, trailing United by two points.


May 3rd, the thirty-seventh round of the Premier League.


Manchester City slaughtered fifth-place Liverpool with a score of 5-1.


A single-season Premier League record of five hat-tricks, making history!


Deng Kai became the first player in the top five European leagues to achieve five hat-tricks in a single season!


At the same time, Deng Kai scored thirty-four goals in thirty-seven Premier League matches, equalling the Premier League records of Cole and Shearer, and joining them as an elite tier striker!


Taking into account that City has one final match against mid-table Southampton, Deng Kai has every chance to rewrite history and claim the record for himself!


The Premier League media were once again cheering for Deng Kai.


Chapter 612: King of the Premier League, Deng Kai Transfers?