One plump peach

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

"Bild: 'Maxa courts United calculating the welfare of the masses, the Manchester giants join forces to snipe the Frenchman!'"


"Torino Sport Newspaper: 'Calculated Maxa, cunning Ferguson; Arsenal caught like a fish in a jar, our Kai is set to nab the little golden man!'"


"Marca: 'The Oscars owe Deng Kai a little golden man! His deceiving acting skills fooled the entire world, perhaps the real goal of Manchester City has been the FA Cup and the League Cup since the beginning!'"


"Kicker: 'Arsenal, do not weep! For it is through hardship that legends are born! Overcoming the Manchester giants to grab both the Premier League and the FA Cup, the Gunners might achieve godlike status!'"


"France Football: 'Wenger fires the battle of destiny! If he wins this battle, Arsenal will be crowned kings on the spot, and the Premier League landscape will be reversed from then on! If he loses, Wenger will find it even harder to shake Manchester!'"


Chapter 611: Wenger's Tribulation, Arsenal's Battle of Destiny