MotivatedSloth

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. 

For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. 

But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning!

Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations?

In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two!

Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it?

Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0?

And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you?

Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems!

***Technical side of things***
Daily release: 2ch/day
Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below

////////////All Milestones are subject to change///////////////
For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters
For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter
For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter
Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters
Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

God Of Crafting

Claire's first words were perfectly aligned with what she muttered in her sleep.

Yet, even though she obviously woke up now, her voice remained as sleepy as before.

For some reason, none of the expected reactions came.

Obviously, why would Claire freak out when she was the one who knew how the two of us ended up like that?

With my own memory cutting off right as I lost consciousness after clearly overexerting myself…

All of a sudden, I forgot all about the bath and the naked fairy hugging me from behind as my thoughts drew to the obvious.

Shocked by the memory of my own feat, I nearly fell into a state of disbelief-prompted withdrawal…

Only for the rubbing of Claire's thighs and arms to bring me right back to the risque reality.

You better get yourself comfortable