MotivatedSloth

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. 

For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. 

But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning!

Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations?

In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two!

Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it?

Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0?

And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you?

Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems!

***Technical side of things***
Daily release: 2ch/day
Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below

////////////All Milestones are subject to change///////////////
For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters
For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter
For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter
Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters
Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>

God Of Crafting

With how much Claire moved around, it was inevitable. An outcome that one didn't have to be a genius to predict… And yet, the outcome that I desperately wanted to avoid.

'Come on! We were sitting, talking, having a good time overall… So why fuck it up now?!' I cried out in my thoughts… but by now, it was too late.

With her head already over my shoulder, Claire didn't wait to satisfy her curiosity when the texture below her legs didn't fit her expectations. And as she turned her eyes down and looked into the water…

Let's say, for all the QI and herbs in the bath, the water was still nearly perfectly pristine, offering no obstruction for Claire's eyes as she pretty much confirmed the reason for the weird shape against which she ended up rubbing her legs.

"Oh, I see…" Claire muttered, momentarily frozen with her eyes still uncomfortably locked on my own crotch.

I'm just a good investment