SELECTIONS FROM THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS TO THE 1402ND MOSAIC GATHERING BY ROKACI OF GLASTONBURY
You all heard about what happened earlier this evening during registration when we were gathering for a weekend of fun and intense bargaining and artifact-hunting, as well as an excuse to get together as members of a unique club.
This afternoon, we were all fussing about our reservations and booth assignments and the spelling of our names on our badges. Don't laugh. Our Membership Chair has torn her hair out on more than one occasion because of a name with too many consonants or vowels. But that wasn't the cause of today's near-catastrophe.