Stable minded

"See you later, Wade," Emmett said as he finished leading Wade to his third-period class.

"See ya'," Wade replied as he plopped down in his seat.

As mentioned it was now Wade's third class of the school day and unlike his first and second, he didn't have a Cullen, or more specifically, a Vampire, in this class so he had enough time to think of the things he had figured out thus far.

His second-period class was spent talking with Emmett doing the same as his first class, just talking about random unimportant stuff. He told Wade about his family, the Cullens, during class, and after hearing a bit about them the blind man was certain that this wasn't the original Twilight; and while Emmett didn't reveal a lot; he revealed enough.

In Emmett's words, Edward was a fun brother who joked a bit but had recently had a 180 in his personality. Emmett himself said he was the same as Edward but without the 180, causing them to be closer than others, while Jasper was the more responsible of the boys and was like the older brother who kept everything together.

Emmett's sister, Alice Cullen was like the heart of the family, keeping everyone happy and in good spirits while Eliza was a quiet, cold, and passive girl who barely ever spoke and never had an expression besides passiveness. Then there was Lynda, a Cullen Wade had never heard of who was like the big sister of the girls.

Just there were two differences that Wade immediately noticed; Lynda and Eliza. Two women who didn't exist in the original Twilight. Then additionally, there was the way Emmett described Edward; it clearly was different from the Edward everyone saw in the movies, Wade included.

Honestly, although Wade wanted to know more about the Cullens he didn't ask as he felt it would be a bit out of place but unexpectantly, Emmett offered a bit of information that wasn't crucial but did offer a small, very small, glimpse into his life; it was clear to Wade that despite being the so-called, 'Dumb one' in the movies, Emmett here was very careful with what he said and how he acted.

'I guess this is more interesting than the original Twilight.' Wade said to himself as a grin formed on his face. The excitement that came from the unknown was always fun and now that he was sure he couldn't easily predict everything that happened, he was sure things would be even more entertaining than he banked on it being before. 

For the remainder of the third class period, Wade could be seen sitting quietly at his desk for the entire class as his mind ran rampant with everything Twilight-related until finally, someone tapped his shoulder.

"You can go ahead and leave Wade, Mr. Lee will lead you." The third-period teacher commented, unlike the other teachers he thought it would be easier for Wade to leave class earlier so that he could get to his next one without the hassle that leaving on time with the bell would give.

"Nice, thanks teach," Wade replied.

"Of course." The teacher said before assisting Wade outside the classroom to where Mr. Lee was despite not knowing that Wade didn't need any help at all; in fact, even if Wade's senses were way worse than they were now, if he had his cane he would be fine moving around.

"Hello." Mr. Lee said calmly as Wade arrived and the teacher who brought him into the hallway returned to the class.

"Yo," Wade replied matching the man's calmness before two began to walk toward Wade's fourth-period class, and not long later, they arrived.

"Hello, Wade." The fourth-period teacher said as he entered the now empty classroom, the students that were in it a few moments ago had already vacated; the bell had rang throughout the school just as Wade arrived and as per usual, the students left their classes almost instantly after the bell.

"Përshëndetje," Wade replied casually not caring if the woman understood Albanian or not.

"I didn't peg you for a jokester young man." Miss Richmen commented as a smirk appeared on her face, the woman was certainly pretty, for a human at least.

"Joke? I only said hello." Wade replied with a smirk of his own; if 'hello' in another language was what she considered a joke this woman was in for a whole new world of amusement this year.

"Now, where's my seat?" Wade asked the teacher who wasn't married like the majority of the teachers in this school.

As soon as this was said Miss Richmen promptly assisted Wade in finding a place where he could sit before returning to her desk but not without continuing to speak with the young man until students began to enter the room.

"Neat cane man." A feminine voice said as they put their things on the table before sitting down beside Wade.

"Is it? My butler said it wasn't fashionable enough." Wade questioned genuinely.

"Yeah, you've got good taste." The person beside him said before moving on. "My name's Lynda Cullen, and you?"

"Wade Godfrey," he replied to the person he now knew was a Vampire, after all, in this town, Cullen equals Vampire, or better yet, Cold One.

"Pleasure to meet you, Wade, hope we'll get along deskmate," Lynda said with a tone that reminded Wade of a good friend; he already liked this lady.

"Likewise," Wade replied, abnormal as it was, he felt rather calm and lucid since arriving at school; he was a warm little boy, or at least that's what he'd reply if you asked him.

"Made any friends yet or was my brother the only one?" Lynda continued, it was apparent Emmett had told the Cullens about their interactions which wasn't odd, they were a family with a lot to add.

"Only him right now, people tend to be awkward when speaking to a blind man," Wade replied with an amused smile, people were far more awkward and restrained around him than they should be; he'd rather be treated as a regular person than a person who others could break with a breath.

"Well no worries, friends will come sometime," Lynda stated as she laughed lightly not to garner the teachers' attention.

"I guess," Wade replied as he chuckled along with her; he'd never had many friends and he didn't feel the need to have them either, he was fine as he was.

"Now then, let's get into the important things," Lynda said as his voice became serious causing me to arch an eyebrow before she continued. "What's your favorite instrument?"

"Piano," Wade replied instantly with utmost seriousness laced in his voice; Piano was the best in every way possible.

"Tsk, Tsk, the violin is better," Lynda commented as she shook her head in disapproval.

"The violin is decent, but no, not the best," Wade replied promptly, a conversation about instruments wasn't something he would lose to an average Joe, never!

This was the moment where Lynda and Wade began a heated conversation about which instruments were the best and neither would let up until the very end of class when Lynda forfeited; unfortunately or fortunately, this was one of the many instrument-based arguments the two would have over the years so she didn't truly lose despite her forfeit.

"Alright alright, you win..." Lynda said as she released a long defeated sigh, she'd never met a human who could keep up with her in anything music-related let alone one who was profoundly more knowledgeable about music like Wade.

"Class is gonna be out soon so I've got a question for ya'," The vampire woman said.

"What?" Wade replied.

"As you said, my brother is your only friend at the moment and I happen to eat lunch with my brother so why not eat lunch with us today?" Lynda proposed, her tone genuine.

"I've got no reason to deny you so sure," Wade replied with a shrug, in all honesty, his mind was more on Alice and the name Eliza than anything else.

"Great," Lynda said with a tone that said she was happy, though not at the situation itself, it was easy for Wade to detect that Lynda was happy about something else altogether.

Not even a minute after Wade agreed, the teacher made her way over to Wade and Lynda's table before speaking. "You can leave now Wade."

"And Lynda, I hope you can lead him, with all the talking you two did I expect you guys to be the best of friends." Miss Richmen said as she glanced between the two students.

"Nice, I can leave early," Lynda replied as he stood up with a smile, completely brushing off the teacher's words while the teacher herself only released a sigh before continuing what she was doing.

A few moments later Lynda and Wade could be seen walking down an empty school hallway while our neighbor Deadpool had his left hand placed on the vampire's right shoulder.

"They let you leave class early all the time?" Lynda asked as they continued walking.

"So far just the third and fourth-period teachers have," Wade replied having an inkling as to what the vampire would say next.

"Then you can consider me, Lynda Cullen, your personal lunch chauffeur," she said as their steps slowed down, Wade could smell food so it was safe to assume we were very close to their destination.

"I don't need your help lady, I'm an independent man!" Wade exclaimed earning him a light slap to his shoulder causing him to chuckle.

"Oh c'mon, don't be like that..." Lynda replied, going along with Wade's antics as they walked through the doors that led into the cafeteria.

"You hungry? I can grab some food for you if you'd like." Lynda questioned as the two came to a halt in the almost completely empty lunch room.

"No thank you, madam," Wade replied with a gentlemanly bow mimicking how Walter spoke to his mother, Liona.

Blowing Wade off, Lynda replied. "Alrighty, then off to the table we go," she said before the two began walking again, and not long later they could be seen sitting near the cafeteria window at the Cullen's usual table away from others.

"How is the seat, sir? It was specially prepared for you." Lynda said with a joking tone, she was certainly more free and casual than Wade expected a vampire to be; if anything this woman was how Wade thought Emmett would be.

"Acceptable at most, of what material was it made?" He replied with a scrutinizing tone deciding to go along with the fun.

"Metal, plastic, and rubber, sir," Lynda stated.

"What are you guys doing?" Emmett said interrupting the fun not knowing that Wade had a legendary joke incoming; truly a pity.

"So you've finally shown your true colors... Odin." Wade mumbled, it must've been that man's fault he had been interrupted.

"Speaking, Fatso, what does it look like?" Lynda replied to the large man known as Emmett with a smug look on her face.

"Dicking around," Emmett replied before he turned to Wade who seemed caught up in his own world having a conversation about the Norse Mythology with himself; it was clear that mental clarity from earlier wasn't exactly long-lasting, he needed a re-up or something along those lines.

"You alright man?" Emmett said as he noticed his siblings entering the cafeteria, two of whom had their eyes latched onto Wade who had stood up abruptly; unlike usual, the Cullens had arrived at lunch earlier than usual.

"...Wait, foolish little me... it was him the entire time... how could I have missed it all this time?" Wade commented as he stumbled back with an astonished expression before catching himself and looking upward as his face morphed into rage.

"ZEUUUUS! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME?! COWARD!"

To be continued...

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Author Note: Guys I can't even express how much fun I have writing the stupid scenes where Wade does crazy shit. I had to control myself throughout this chapter until we reached the end