Cullens Die Twice

Author note: I've read a few comments complaining about Wade as a whole and to be honest I've put an emphasis on his turmoiled mental state for the first few chapters on purpose so that when I tone it down everyone would notice; I believe one would call that character development.

I want everyone to understand that Wade won't permanently be as we've seen him thus far. He will go from a batshit crazy, rambling, psycho, jokester to something a bit better, but just know he'll never be like we are; he's not the sanest man you'll read about.

So, what are your current complaints about the story? All I can say to appease you is that the current Wade isn't the one you'll see by chapter ten. His humor, temperament, mental state, and everything else will be better.

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"So... What was that about?" Emmett asked as he looked around the table where everyone close to him as well as the newcomer, Wade, sat.

Oblivious that the question was directed at him, Wade chowed down on the food he'd received; an unknown individual had infiltrated the school and provided him with a meal before leaving stealthily. Butler-Man was a deadly being.

"Hm~" the young man hummed a song as a chimichanga entered his mouth.

"Wade?" Emmett continued as everyone in his family watched Wade with differing expressions but the most prominent ones were Alice and Eliza; the former was watching Wade as if he was the cutest thing she'd ever seen and the latter was... expressing something a bit more concerning.

"Yeah?" Wade paused, albeit reluctantly.

"What was that about?" Emmett repeated.

"What's that?" Our neighbor Spider-Pool asked curiously.

"Y'know, 'that'." Emmett insisted hoping his words would get through to Wade.

"If I knew what that was I wouldn't ask what that was." Spider-Pool continued.

"He's talking about your outburst." A different person with a Texan accent said.

"Outburst? What're you fella's talking about?" Wade said knowing the one who spoke to him was Jasper, the civil war dude of the Olympic Coven.

"Zeus," Rosalie spoke.

"What about him?"

Sighing in annoyance, Rosalie continued. "Why did you scream about him?"

"Ah... I see now." Wade replied, nodding in an understanding manner before continuing. "I'd tell you but I don't trust ladies with porno mustaches."

Immediately growing annoyed with Wade's antics, Rosalie opened her mouth to respond in an angry bitch-like manner but was interrupted by Lynda. "Let's put aside that stuff, where did the man who gave you food go?"

"Looks like he needs more ninja training..." Wade sighed before answering the vampire. "Hell if I know; he does whatever he wants."

"So a random man appears, gives you food, then disappears... weird." Lynda continued with a sarcastic tone.

"That doesn't happen to you?" Wade asked as he ate the last bit of his chimichangas.

"Nope," Lynda replied promptly, that never happened to her or anyone she knew up until now.

"Yeah, like I'll believe that!" Wade chuckled before continuing. "Next you're gonna tell me you don't hear voices in your head!"

Laughing all by himself, Wade fell into thought about himself, his current abilities, and his purpose; much of it was vague when it came to his purpose.

In truth, Wade always felt as if he wasn't the so-called Perfect Deadpool; it simply didn't make sense to him and since he was completely aware of what type of existence he was, he didn't sound himself as perfect.

When he first received the Perfect Deadpool Existential Fusion, Wade wasn't truly given the time to think about it but upon waking in the world of Twilight, he genuinely understood what and who he had become.

He was once Tyreec, a young man with a passion for music after his rebirth in Twilight, he couldn't ever say he was only that young man again. He was Wade Wilson, Deadpool, but he was also Tyreec, the youngster who sought after the pinnacle of music; he had become both.

The instant Wade first opened his eyes in his new world he was bombarded with quite literally everything that made Deadpool, Deadpool. It started with memories then experiences, then emotions and abilities before then moving to muscle reflexes, and everything else that Deadpool was until finally, Tyreec and Deadpool underwent a fusion of personalities and ego causing neither Deadpool nor Tyreec to exist alone, instead, they existed together as one.

It was in those memories that Tyreec understood that the 'Perfect Deadpool' wasn't what he thought back in the white dimension where he got the boons; instead, the perfect Deadpool was just a version of Deadpool that was based on the movie Deadpool but he wasn't an exact replica.

This Deadpool had everything the regular movie Deadpool did such as a healing factor, weapon mastery, superhuman physique, and the rest but if Wade had to put it into words, he'd say that the Perfect Deadpool was simply Deadpool without his sickness.

Perfect Deadpool was simply a version of Deadpool that worked without cancer, which was odd to Wade as Deadpool's mutant abilities worked along with his cancer. This Deadpool wasn't something unique that stood above the other Deadpools, and if he had been, he wouldn't have had any mental problems.

Something to take note of was that the abilities Wade got from the fusion were further enhanced by Spider-Man, at least in the physical aspect. The abilities Wade got from Spiderman were a bit more vague in comparison to Deadpool.

While Deadpool fused with Wade and created something new and unique; the same couldn't be said for Spiderman. From creating organic webs, walking or running on any surface, and always having a perfect equilibrium; Wade gained it all, but he felt he could dive deeper into those abilities.

Spiderman didn't provide Wade with any memories, experiences, or anything else along those lines but for Wade, just the abilities were enough; he had plenty of talent so learning these abilities himself over the years wasn't a problem; though he did wish he knew what Spiderman's abilities he gained since it would help lead him in a direction.

Pulling himself from the thoughts thanks to the newfound sense of clarity he regained, Wade focused on the two scents that continued to assault his senses. The first was from directly beside him while the other was from the furthest part of the table but despite the distance, both stood strong.

It was an odd and new feeling for Wade but from just the two scents alone he felt something blooming within him; he was certainly a warm little boy before but at this moment he felt like the warmest little boy in the whole wide world and it was all thanks to the two figures the scents originated from.

'So this is the is the mate bond.' Wade said to himself, he felt it was the only feasible answer to the new feelings that were forming within him. He wasn't immediately in love or anything along those lines but he was certainly interested in the two female figures.

'Another unexpected twist.' I said inwardly as I held in a smile, this was all unexpected and fun.

Having already moved on while Wade went through his internal dialogue, someone spoke. "How's your day been Rose?" Emmett said to the woman who was sitting beside him, Rosalie Hale.

"Fine..." Rosalie replied with a deep and unnecessary sigh, she clearly wasn't enjoying herself at all either now or throughout the day.

Deciding to ignore everyone and everything around him, Wade directed his attention to the figure seated beside him before speaking. "Name and number?"

"Alice Cullen; 790-223-0164," Alice replied immediately with a beautiful smile on her face.

"That's my number," Wade commented as he nodded his head in a sage-like manner before continuing. "You're crazy may match my crazy; I think we'll do good."

Giggling adorably, Alice replied. "Cute and funny, I like that."

Feeling a grin forming on his face, Wade's ears picked up the sound of the other figure with a strong scent leaving the lunch table and while he did want to say something to them, he decided against it.

"So, do you want to touch me?" Alice continued with a mischievous tone causing everyone to pause and look at her but before Wade could reply, she spoke once more. "I read that blind people will feel people's faces to help them remember who they are,"

'She should be a bit careful with how much she exposes.' Wade said to himself, Alice had told Wade she knew his number and blindness despite this only being their first time meeting; if she had done this to others they surely wouldn't react in the same way as he did.

"And here I was thinking you had suddenly become daring," Emmett laughed loudly with a few Cullens following after him.

"Oh yeah, I guess we do," Wade replied with a nod not caring about the Cullens who were still laughing.

Honestly, he didn't need to go through this process but nonetheless, he wouldn't deny the woman. "Great," Alice stated before grabbing both of Wade's hands and placing them on her cheeks.

Immediately Wade took note of Alice's ice-cold skin which he enjoyed, the cold was a distant home so if one combined that with his attraction toward Alice's presence, it just made him all the more interested in her.

Softly feeling her face and taking note of each thing he couldn't discern with his enhanced senses, Wade knew immediately that the movies didn't do Alice justice. She was incredibly beautiful and if Wade thought that from simply feeling her face he wondered how those who got to look at her with eyes felt.

"You're pretty, lady," I said with a smile as I disconnected my hands from her face.

"Thank you," Alice replied after a few moments of silence, she seemed embarrassed.

"Wonder how you could know that with you being blind and all," Lynda commented.

"Don't be an ass." Alice shot back before Wade could.

"...Just saying." Lynda shrugged before turning away; Wade knew she was just joking but apparently Alice didn't like it at all.

"Anyway, we haven't done introductions yet, so let's get it started," Alice stated as she glanced at Eliza's empty seat; everyone knew she wasn't happy.

"Agreed!" Lynda shouted before walking over toward Wade.

"You already know my name now feel my face so you can have an image." She said as Wade pulled his hands from Alice's cheeks despite his reluctance to do so.

"C'mon then," Wade said as he held his hands up and Lynda lowered herself down so she could match the young reincarnator who was still seated.

"I'm damn beautiful huh?" Lynda said as she felt Wade's finger trace her eyebrows gently.

"Has anyone ever said you're easy to draw?"

"Bastard!" the vampire woman shouted annoyed as she pulled away from Wade.

"Next please." Wade continued.

Not long later, almost all of the Cullens could be seen getting their faces touched by Wade, even Rosalie allowed him to despite not wanting to; only Eliza Cullen who had left earlier was missing.

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A/N: I'm dissatisfied with this chapter but since I'm low on time this will have to do. Also, Alice and Wade will have much deeper conversations in the future chapters so don't think each convo will be like the one in this chapter; this one was an introduction convo of sorts.

To be continued...