Auntie is good, open the door to meet!
When Hao Jian arrived at the Shu Ya Group training room, it was already around 8:20 AM, a full twenty minutes late!
However, this guy had no sense of being late and was smoking a cigarette in the corridor.
In front of a mirror in the corridor, he wet his hair with saliva and styled it into a dashing look. Only then did a satisfied expression appear on Hao Jian's face:
"Damn, I'm so envious of you, with your handsome and dashing style. You're truly one of a kind, so handsome it's unreasonable, so handsome that the heavens and earth can't bear it! Damn… you're ridiculously good-looking!"
Hao Jian admired himself in the mirror for a while before finally turning around and leisurely pushing open the door to the training room and walked in!
In the training room, there were at least a dozen people seated, all drivers who had passed the interview, each dressed in crisp suits, looking very sharp!
And at the lectern, it was still Xiao Qiang from the last interview, explaining something to everyone!
As soon as Hao Jian entered, he instantly drew the attention of everyone in the training room!
Realizing that every gaze was fixed on him, Hao Jian even thought they were overawed by his handsomeness. Subconsciously, he touched his slicked-back hairstyle and flashed what he thought was an irresistibly charming smile, then slowly made his way to the back row!
"Stop right there!"
However, just as Hao Jian had taken a couple of steps, Xiao Qiang from the lectern spoke up!
Xiao Qiang's brows were furrowed into a 'Chuan' character. In her gaze toward Hao Jian, there was scrutiny and complexity!
She remembered Hao Jian vividly. During the interview, not only had he casually revealed what she was thinking, but he had also nonsensically said her hormones were imbalanced and made inappropriate comments. She had already crossed Hao Jian's name off the interview list because of that, yet here he was again!
Xiao Qiang flipped through the re-interview list in her hand, her pretty face turning somewhat gloomy:
"Your name!"
Huh?
Hao Jian paused, but still responded, "Hao Jian!"
"How good? How cheap?" Xiao Qiang asked provocatively.
Hao Jian, noticing that Xiao Qiang was still upset about the last time, slightly curved up the corners of his mouth:
"Aunt Flo says hello! Nice to see you!"
Pfft!
With that remark, Hao Jian instantly had the roomful of drivers in stitches, but as they noticed Xiao Qiang's increasingly dark expression, they quickly shut their mouths!
Aunt Flo says hello? Nice to see you?
This jerk was clearly mocking her for her period arriving early!
Thinking this, Xiao Qiang gritted her teeth audibly:
"Gender!"
Uh…
Hao Jian paused again, then shrugged:
"Female!"
"As if you could be a woman!" Xiao Qiang nearly swore out loud, questioning him while her head was full of black lines!
"Since you've figured out I'm not a woman, why even ask! Or, should I take off my pants and show you!" Hao Jian replied with a smirk on his face.
Seeing his carefree demeanor, Xiao Qiang felt like vomiting blood.
Not only was she a one-in-a-hundred beauty and the manager of the HR department, controlling the great power of hiring staff, but every employee respected her except for this guy, who consistently taunted and contradicted her!
After taking a deep breath and suppressing the rage in her heart, Xiao Qiang finally asked:
"Are you Hao Jian here for the training?"
"Bingo! You're really sharp, figuring that out all by yourself!" Hao Jian replied with a beaming smile.
As these words dropped, the training room burst into a fit of laughter!
Xiao Qiang felt so agitated that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
Damn it! Damn it!
Just answer my damn questions. Can you get pregnant, huh? Can you?
You, you wench! What a wench!
Xiao Qiang knew he was no match for this damn guy when it came to verbal skills, so his plump and rosy lips quivered slightly, but he decided not to keep bothering him.
Seeing Xiao Qiang back down, Hao Jian slightly smiled and started looking for his spot in the training room.
He noticed that each position was numbered from 1 to 10, but now there was only one number left—23.53!
What the hell! Isn't that my length?
A twitch appeared at the corner of Hao Jian's mouth, beads of sweat formed on his forehead, and he mentally cursed the girl who had assigned the numbers a hundred times!
"Teacher, I protest!"
Hao Jian declared righteously.
All eyes inside the training room were already on Hao Jian, and when they heard his words, they turned to look at him!
Even Xiao Qiang frowned slightly and asked,
"Hao Jian, what are you protesting?"
"Teacher, I know you all worship, envy, and are jealous of my length! Everyone's number is their length! But your worship of my 23.53CM is also an insult to others!"
Hao Jian, full of moral indignation, pointed at a few drivers sitting in the front row and said,
"Look at him, his number is 1, meaning he's only 1CM! That one has 2CM, he 3CM... and him! By bluntly writing down their lengths as numbers, you insult their dignity and integrity! Thus, I refuse your worship and call for an end to the humiliation of their shortcomings!"
Whoa!!!
With that one statement, the whole training room fell utterly silent!
Number 1 looked at his own number and his mouth twitched!
Number 2 looked at his and his eyelid twitched!
Number 3 looked at his and gaped!
…
Immediately, lines of worry appeared on everyone's foreheads!
Even Xiao Qiang looked at Hao Jian's number 23.53 and the others' as well, and twitched at the corner of her mouth!
"The numbers don't mean anything else, they are just numbers for the second round of tests, don't overthink it!" Although Xiao Qiang knew Hao Jian was doing this on purpose, she still explained to everyone.
Hearing this, the other candidates also relieved a breath.
If numbers truly represented length, they would not stand for it, even if it meant stripping down to prove they had a few millimeters more!
But they were equally curious, was that guy really 23.53?
"Cough cough… alright! I've already given a brief introduction about Shu Ya Group and Miss Shu Ya, the president! Now, our retest is officially starting!"
Because of Hao Jian's eccentric presence, Xiao Qiang dared not delay further, fearing she didn't know what else that damn guy might do:
"As a driver for Miss Shu Ya, aside from possessing good qualities and skills, there's another important requirement—Kung Fu capability! You must be able to stand up at critical moments! Hence, our next test will assess everyone's Kung Fu abilities!"
What?
So the participants were taken aback, indeed not expecting that being the president's driver also involved physical capability testing!
The participants exchanged looks!
However, Xiao Qiang didn't care about their confusion and clapped her hands. Just then, the training room's door opened, and a towering hulk of a man walked in!