Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Seeing Wu Bin becoming somewhat annoyed, Li Guotai finally withdrew his hand and cleared his throat, saying:


"I came to see you today, firstly, to check on your recovery, and secondly, to notify you that the court hearings for the cases related to you are about to start. As the plaintiff, if your health allows, you are required to attend."


"Ah? I have cases against me? How come I don't know about them?"


He had been amiable all his life and rarely even argued with others. How could he possibly have any cases against him?


Seeing the puzzled look on Wu Bin's face, Li Guotai explained, "These are the cases that Principal Xu filed on your behalf. You are the plaintiff, and the defendants are the irascible couple who assaulted you, Ding Xin who almost drowned you, Ding Hu who nearly poisoned you to death, and now there's also Lu Yuan who nearly burned you alive."


Chapter 114 I'm sure to have him as my lawyer!