Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!
Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai.
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”
I must say I'm a fan of this novel, it was really captivating I laugh like an idiot, I was having a bad day but my frown was turned upside down thank you 🤗🤗🤗. Please don't drop it and contine to uplound frequently 🥺🥺🥺.
an unique system-themed novel with comedic tone😁ML got big surprise in form of "Extraordinary system" that gave him a serious illness😁
This novel is hilarious. The jokes and the side character behavior are really funny. This novel is really fun to read
this is hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing. what a unique concept and funny situational comedy
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five stars is all I can say it's hilarious. The situations the system forces are comedic gold and I love it.
This is absolutely hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing. the unique concept in cliché system combined with situational comedy is pure genius. IIt’s not just funny, t’s downright refreshingly entertaining!
I loved the idea of a system that makes you suffer to grow but all the characters don't make sense. It might be a culture thing but the amount of people at a school who don't know why an ambulance has shown up five times in a month are wild. No one trys to stop the "weak" MC from challenging everyone or just getting into a shouting match with people and almost dying. Worse of all the main character with two lives of experience is just unlikeable. No one chats or talks in this story it's just words of the MC getting sick, getting saved, or people glazing him. No character growth at all heck the MC almost gets kidnapped at one point after being filmed living through sure kills, like is noone watching him.
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5 stars to laugh , i attest to this 👍👍👍👍👍
extremely funny I genuinely want it please release more u paid chapters
Fun story about a college student who will end up getting horribly injured repeatedly. It might sound macabre, but each time he's able to overcome the injury/sickness, whatever part or organ that was damaged becomes much stronger. It's quite humorus and I really like the cover art.
for a book about an mc that'll end up getting every disease under the sun author really decided that he wouldn't need to do more than spend 30 seconds on Google. there's a complete lack of understanding as to pathogenesis, disease progression and symptoms or treatment which as such a big part of the story is quite a big issue. the sociopathic tendencies everyone displays at the supposedly dying mc dont exactly help either. translation seems good for what it's worth