Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Seeing Wu Bin and Song Bing both looking at him with confused expressions, Wang Xing wasn't surprised.


After all, only those genuinely trained in Taoist methods could access such things; ordinary people couldn't even come close to touching these so-called formations.


"Alright, explaining too much to you wouldn't make you understand, just watch."


Wang Xing finished speaking, took out five yellow talismans, and attached them to the five directions: east, south, west, north, and the center.


Then he took out a bamboo tube, unscrewed the lid, poured out all the dog blood within, and used the dog blood and yellow talismans to set up a formation.


Wu Bin and Song Bing were both stunned.


In the past, they had only seen Taoists setting up formations on TV that seemed to involve moving in circles and chanting, creating a sort of mystical babble.


But only by being truly present at the scene could one feel an intense oppression.


Chapter 310 Orthodox Taoism