Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Wu Bin hadn't expected that celebrating Valentine's Day with a meal would mean sitting next to such a pair of "good brothers."


For a moment, Wu Bin felt rather awkward.


Zhu Ling widened her eyes with curiosity and asked, "Brother, what does 'licking dog' mean?"


Wu Bin felt somewhat of a headache coming on.


He hadn't expected Zhu Ling to be interested in this term.


Wu Bin quickly explained, "It's a kind of dog, one that ingratiates itself to others, even willing to give its life for them."


"Isn't that a loyal dog? You call them 'licking dogs' now?"


As soon as Zhu Ling said this, the netizens in the live streaming laughed out loud.


"God's own loyal dog, its name must be Hachiko, right?"


"Please don't insult dogs, dogs are our good friends, and a dog only wags its tail for the person who feeds it."


"Dude, your attack is too strong, keep this up and you're going to get blown away."


Chapter 250 Paying Without Expecting Anything in Return?