Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

On Han Jiaoyan's recommendation, the three of them went to a barbecue restaurant in the mall.


As soon as they reached the entrance, they saw a banner hanging on the door:


"Second serving half price for couples, third wheel eats for free"


Seeing this slogan, Wu Bin and Han Jiaoyan immediately felt a bit awkward.


"Should the three of us… still go in and eat?"


There were exactly three of them, so who would be the third wheel after they entered?


As the two hesitated, Zhu Ling's nose twitched, and she excitedly said, "Eat! I want to eat meat!"


Whether it was potato chips or steamed buns, everything was vegetarian.


Naturally, the sudden smell of meat excited her.


Han Jiaoyan also said on the side, "The taste of this barbecue place is quite good; it would be a pity not to eat."


Having made up his mind, Wu Bin led the two women straight inside.


Chapter 249: You're Too Flattering