Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Leaving the hospital, Wu Bin headed straight for the zoo.


Unlike the empty state it had been in before, ever since Wu Bin became the spokesperson, the zoo's visitor traffic had picked up.


Fang Hao, as the zoo director, even poured all the revenue back into repairing and refurbishing the zoo.


In less than a month, the entire zoo looked completely renewed.


They had only just driven up to the entrance of the zoo when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes and stopped.


"What happened?" Wu Bin asked curiously.


"It looks like there's an animal lying on the road ahead, I'm not sure if it's dead or alive; I'll go check," He Bingbing said, glancing ahead.


He Bingbing opened the car door and got out, only to find a mink with a yellow pelt lying in the middle of the road, its mouth smeared with something red that looked like blood.


The viewers in the live stream discussed the scene that unfolded before them.


Chapter 217: The Good-Natured Chatterbox