Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

"You heartless snake of a man!" he bellowed, his voice torn with fury, still foolishly extending his finger towards Wu Bin, his face filled with unwillingness as he rebuked Wu Bin's faults.


Wu Bin, however, suddenly gripped his hand tightly, "Have the guts to do it again in front of me, point at me one more time?"


"I wouldn't mind breaking both your hands in front of everyone!" Wu Bin's face turned fierce, feeling no need to be polite to such a deceitful and double-crossing man.


This was nothing but a humiliating farce in his presence, terribly vexing!


Wu Bin warned him, "I'm giving you one more chance. Decide now... Are you going to keep your word to me, or do you insist on provoking my anger? Make your choice quickly."


"Speak one more piece of nonsense and I'll dislocate your fingers right away!"


Wu Bin's words relentlessly pressured him.


Wu Bin slightly increased the strength in his grip, and he could feel his fingertips were about to be crushed by Wu Bin.


Chapter 483: Has the Lady Gone Silly?