Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Why is the situation different from what he imagined?


In his mind, he thought he would rush to Wu Bin and ask for a loan, and then the other person would pull out a bunch of money and put it in front of him.


But things took a sudden turn, catching him off guard.


"My child is currently sick and needs a large amount of money for hospitalization. Are you sure you want to borrow money from me instead of lending it to me?" He was a bit incredulous and asked again.


Wu Bin looked at him innocently: "I need to pay off the medical expenses I've incurred recently. How about you lend me the money first, and after I've paid this off, I'll figure out a way to help you with your child's medical bills. How does that sound?"


The relative gritted his teeth furiously.


Chapter 587: Pathetic