Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

"Wu Bin, what a coincidence, you're here for breakfast too?"


Han Jiaoyan came over to greet Wu Bin proactively. Anyone with eyes could tell that she had followed Wu Bin here, but now she acted as if they had met by chance.


"See? When the school beauty is chasing someone, she still uses the chance meeting as an excuse."


"This way of striking up a conversation is so cliché. Haven't we evolved at all over the years?"


"Never mind whether it's cliché or not, just tell me if it works."


"Are you kidding? That's Han, the school beauty. Who wouldn't be flustered if she greeted them?"


Han Jiaoyan certainly knew what appealed to straight men.


When she walked up to Wu Bin, he was completely stunned and took a good while to come back to his senses.


Seeing this, Han Jiaoyan secretly rejoiced. It meant she still had a considerable attraction to Wu Bin.


Chapter 246: The Disguised Canteen Lady