Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

"People are already anxious about this situation, feeling down, why do some guys still preach that the victim is at fault?"


"Some people don't care, which is fine, but why make sarcastic comments? It's really disgusting!"


"Oh my God, no wonder Zhu Ling is so anxious, it seems there are reasons for this. If I had to face some of the slanderers in the comments section, my life would probably fall apart."


"Can some of you just not be so disgusting?"


"Some people just make everything up out of thin air! It's disgusting!"


"Can't these kinds of people be arrested? So they can't hurt others with their careless comments in the comment section!"


"Such a jinx, just looking at him makes me feel sick. I wish I could just slap him in the face, to stop him from being purely disgusting here!"


Some people in the comments section are really more and more jinxed the more I look at them.


Chapter 464 Scared Silly