Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Just like idiots, they can be fooled and do whatever they want!


Fooling them is simpler than anything else.


He Bingbing and her group captured all these men's actions on video.


They came today specifically to cause trouble for Wu Bin, just to tell Wu Bin not to mess with them!


Then they'd better open their eyes wide and see if they're even qualified!


A man with a very distinct scar on his face looked Wu Bin up and down, probably thinking Wu Bin was just a feeble idiot; he couldn't help but snort disdainfully and laughed for a moment.


He gave Wu Bin several looks, with undisguised disdain in his eyes.


He bluntly said, "I thought you had some real skills to dare put on this show in front of me."


"But looking at your frail little frame, wouldn't I knock you to the ground with one blow? In my opinion, you might as well give up."


Chapter 476: A Bunch of Losers, Coming to Make Noise?