Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Finally, he was starting to get some recognition, which meant his decorating fees were going to skyrocket from now on, right?


But then Wu Bin showed up and completely destroyed all his hopes.


He could barely contain his anger, "These are all unfounded and absurd accusations, I will absolutely not admit to them!"


"Wu Bin, aren't you going too far? How can you wrongfully accuse me like this?" Lan Xinghe stood up, frantically defending himself while his gaze darted around evasively.


On the other hand, he was full of condemnation.


Every sentence was to blame Wu Bin for wrongdoing.


He's at death's door, and still making excuses?


Zhu Ling couldn't stand to watch any longer, "This is surveillance footage from a camera we just installed, and the evidence is right here, yet you still have the nerve to deny it?"


Chapter 513: Ants on a Hot Pot