Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

"Lawyer Ding, it can't be that serious, can it? Just for raising two dogs, can you really get the death penalty?"


Ding Zhi sighed and explained, "It has nothing to do with what you raise, but with your subjective intention."


"It's like a car being just a mode of transportation, but if you drive a car and cause someone else's death, you have to bear criminal responsibility."


"The behavior of Mrs. Yang in the video just now was like driving a dump truck straight at Wu Bin while shouting that she's going to hit and kill him. This clearly shows an intention to commit murder on her part."


Ding Zhi's analogy was vivid and clear, and Guo Nantian immediately understood.


At that moment, several police officers arrived.


With the help of a group of nurses, Yang Dong had just barely regained consciousness.


But as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw the police.


Her legs went weak, and she began to tremble uncontrollably.


Chapter 143 I Don't Like Tomato and Eggs Anyway