Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

They never expected Wu Bin would actually go through with it.


When they learned about it, their expressions fell.


The shocking news caught them completely off guard.


They felt as if they were about to collapse.


Immediately, they sent an apology message to Wu Bin.


Most of the content was apologizing to Wu Bin, hoping he could give them a chance!


"I truly realize my mistake, all those things I said weren't sincere! Could you please grant me a chance to make amends, I promise, this will absolutely not happen again!"


"I... I would slap myself to death if I could, I never thought I would go so far as to insult Zhu Ling's reputation right in front of you!"


After receiving the lawyer's letter, they shed crocodile tears.


That bunch kept complaining about how aggrieved they felt.


A group of people repeatedly admitting their faults.


But Wu Bin knew, they did not actually realize what was wrong with their behavior, but panicked because Wu Bin had indeed sent them a lawyer's letter.


Chapter 561: Crocodile's Tears