Uncle De Yun

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world.
Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off.
Why was his body weaker than a woman’s?
Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life!
But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically!
Ding.
【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】
【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】
Hiss!
Are you serious with this crappy system?
【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】
【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】
Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. 
The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father!
“Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!”
“How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?”
“This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Wu Bin asked with a curious face, his heart filled with doubt and a thirst for knowledge.


Xu Wenyao looked up at the sky, his gaze deep.


It was a while before he said, "In 1999, I went to Shudu, had a hotpot meal, and then for the first time in my life, I visited a proctologist."


"It was truly a liberating experience!"


Damn, I thought something significant had happened in 1999.


Seeing Wu Bin's strange look, Xu Wenyao furrowed his brows.


"What's with that expression? Hemorrhoid surgery hurts, you know. Plus, I was quite young back then, and I had a bit of fame on the streets, okay?"


Wu Bin had already grown tired of listening to Xu Wenyao's nonsense.


"Okay, got it, I know you're awesome, Principal. If there's nothing else, I'm heading back to the dorm."


Wu Bin's attitude irritated Xu Wenyao a lot.


Chapter 160: I Just Came Out to Buy a Midnight Snack