Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

For a moment, the entire sparring hall fell silent, with many people exchanging glances, their eyes filled with confusion.


Clearly, they also did not know who had called the police.


Watching the group of police coming in aggressively, Li Qianfan felt extremely disordered inside. Damn it, is it really necessary to call the police over a simple sparring session?


Glancing around and seeing that no one knew who had alerted the authorities, Qin Sihai stepped forward to greet the police officer at the front.


Yang Fei, seeing Qin Sihai in the crowd, took the initiative to approach him, and said with a smile, "Pavilion Master Qin, your martial pavilion is quite lively today. I hope our sudden visit hasn't interrupted your members' sparring session?"


"No interruption, the sparring session has just finished!"


Qin Sihai glanced at Zhang Ju, who was clutching his wrist, and replied.


Chapter 186: Did Li Qianfan Lie?