Fierce Sun in the Sky

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"
”A. Pull it out“
”B. Suck it out“
”C.**********“
Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...

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"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"
Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"
With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…
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"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"
Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked.
"A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"
No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied.
"Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"
After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

Rakish Little Immortal Doctor

Upon hearing this, Yu Xian fell into silence on the other end of the phone; it took a good seven or eight seconds before her agitated voice erupted, "Impossible, I personally forged that wooden post. I know how sturdy it is. It's no joke, regular humans can't possibly shatter it, let alone turn it into splinters."


Because Ye Ling'er had turned on the speakerphone, Yu Xian's voice echoed throughout the entire arena hall.


When the crowd heard her words, they all began whispering to each other, buzzing with discussion.


Seeing Yu Xian so adamant, Ye Ling'er turned to glance at Li Qianfan and noticed his extremely serious expression, showing not a hint of guilt. She immediately said, "Xianxian, why don't you bring another wooden post over, and let my friend here prove it on the spot, how about that?"


Chapter 187: The Ultimate Woman Yu Xian