"Do you have any friends who can help protect our safety?" Wanda hinted crazily, "Brother Yu, are you busy?"
Xie Yu said: "I'm not a friend, I'm busy."
Wanda: "..."
Cold , as cold as ever.
Wanda watched Xie Yu say goodbye, then got up and found an empty seat by the window to sit down, unable to figure out what this cold boss meant.
Are you willing to stare, or are you unwilling?
He Chao smiled and said, "You go ahead and fight, he will help watch."
Wanda was simply shocked and said in disbelief: "How do you know? Where did you see it?"
Xie Yu was lonely, arrogant, and extremely He is not gregarious and has a bad temper.
Just three words "Don't mess with me" were carved on his face.
When the east and west floors were divided, Xie Yu, the boss of the west floor, scared off countless people just by the rumor of black nail polish. He sounded like a gloomy pervert.
He Chao did not answer Wanda's question.
He rolled in from the window, put his feet on the chair, and thought, I just know.
Xie Yu was still playing with his mobile phone. He looked up from time to time and looked outside. When he didn't find anything unusual, he lowered his head again.
He Chao sat down on the desk in front of Xie Yu, with his back to the blackboard, looking at the people playing Landlord, and then looking up at the latest issue of the blackboard newspaper of Class 3 - My Dream.
The blackboard report in class three was particularly perfunctory. Looking at the whole class, there were no more than thirty people in the class, but none of them could draw. It's not going to be selected anyway, so let's not waste time on it.
The idea is quite novel. Let each student write a wish on paper, stick it on with tape, and finally form a crooked love heart.
It was just such a thing. Tang Sen regarded it as a treasure and took several photos repeatedly with his camera.
He Chao retracted his eyes, and his eyes fell on the person in front of him again.
The boss of the West Building is wearing a school uniform. The weather has turned cold recently, so he is probably afraid of the cold. He wears a coat over his school uniform. His hands are half retracted in the sleeves, with half of his fingertips exposed, and he is focusing on clicking on the screen of his mobile phone.
Xie Yu sometimes always does little things that make people feel particularly soft. For example, when he wakes up from studying in the morning and opens his eyes to look at people hazy, he also says it's none of my business, but after a while, he says: When giving him a question mark.
Or maybe now, the slender white fingers are curled up, and the little finger is gently hooked on the edge of the cuff.
He Chao knocked on the table: "Kid, what dream did you write?"
Xie Yu paused with his fingertips, still chatting with Aunt Mei, asking Aunt Mei if the volume of goods sold by Guangmao has been large recently, don't be reluctant to part with that little money. , If there are not enough people, please invite a few more. The topic suddenly changed and he didn't react: "Huh?"
Then he followed He Chao's gaze and looked back and saw the wall poster.
That piece of paper was written blindly. It would be too pretentious to make it public by filling out the dream in this loving letter. Besides, for sophomores in high school, the whole world revolves around the word "college entrance examination." Wanda and the others laughed and laughed when they got the note, but didn't take it seriously: "Dream! Fudan is my dream!"
"Forget it about Fudan, Fudan milk tea Yes." Liu Cunhao laughed at him and began to think about it, "Me, I want to save the world."
Wanda patted the squad leader on the head: "You should drink Fudan milk tea with me, don't think about it.
" , I still don't have a clear definition of myself, and dreams are a bit far away.
He Chao was still asking.
After Xie Yu finished writing, he forgot about it. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered: "Get rich."
He Chao thought that his writing about world peace was perfunctory enough, but he didn't expect that there was still a talented person sitting here: "Get rich?"
Xie Yu said: "... ...Do you have any objections?"
"No objection, this dream is quite good," He Chao said, remembering that he still had a personal photo that he had not signed for, so he knocked on the table and asked, "Where is my handsome photo."
"Are you bothered by this cool photo?"
"I worked so hard on posing, but you didn't take any pictures?"
Posing.
Mentioning these three words, Xie Yu seemed to go back to that embarrassing and embarrassing moment: "You still have the nerve to say it?"
"Why am I so embarrassed," He Chao said, "It's not that you can't help but want to take pictures of me. "?"
Xie Yuxin said, "Fuck you, you can't help it."
What a shame.
Xie Yu posted that photo on Moments. He Chaofei wanted to see it, so Xie Yu found it and handed it to him.
He Chao took a look and found that the photo was okay: "The technique is good, but of course the main thing is that I am more photogenic..." He Chao was halfway through his words when he accidentally scrolled to the comments below and found that Xie Yu usually kept to himself. , quietly, there are more than fifty comments on the photo.
Looking at the names, there are seven aunts and eight great-grandmothers. There is even a note that is [Breakfast Shop on the next street - Wang Ma].
Aunt Mei: Son, who is this guy in the middle? He is quite handsome.
XY replied to Aunt Mei: She is an idiot.
Dalei: Come on, why does this guy look so familiar? !
XY replied to Da Lei: public face.
...
He Chao looked around and found that this friend was quite happy to hurt him: "Public public face aside, are you telling your mother that I am a fool?"
Xie Yu obviously forgot to make this comment. , said calmly: "That's my godmother."
Xie Yu rarely mentioned things at home, and now a godmother suddenly appeared. These more than fifty comments show that children's interpersonal network is quite extraordinary. Unusually, He Chao asked again: "Do you still have a godmother?"
Xie Yu gave a brief introduction: "My godmother, a local snake, a gangster on the road."
He Chao pointed to the man named Da Lei again: "Where is this one?"
Xie Yu said: "You have seen this one in the bureau."
Finally . It was really annoying. Xie Yu didn't know how to explain his relationship with the breakfast shop next door, so he just said a few perfunctory words, "You are handsome, but you are not a popular face."
Before He Chao returned the phone to Xie Yu, he quickly added his WeChat ID: "I asked you why you didn't even activate Penguin Space and add a friend?"
Xie Yu said: "You added them all, Ask me what I'm doing."
He Chao: "Be polite."
Aunt Mei and the others used WeChat, and he and Dalei got used to it.
Anyway, he didn't have many classmates to contact. When he was a freshman in high school, he was the kind of person who lost contact completely after leaving school. He was offline all year round and couldn't receive notifications from teachers.
But now, it seems... something is different.
For example, a contact list with an increasing number of friends.
For another example, Xie Yu never thought that one day he would sit at the window and guard it for his classmates, just to let them play Landlords in peace and contentment.
Damn it, my temper seems to have improved? Xie Yu thought to himself.
Wanda's evaluation of herself is not exaggerated at all. Not only is her luck bad, but her poker skills are also bad.
"I appreciate a rookie like you," Xu Qingqing won all the money back in a short time and said with satisfaction, "Our friendship can last a lifetime."
Wanda didn't care that she lost so miserably, and replied, "I It's an honor, Ms. Xu."
He Chao sat on the desk and leaned against the window, staring at him for a while: "How long are you going to fight?"
"Brother Chao, the last one, right away," Wanda said excitedly. He looked at the bad cards in his hand and said, "I'm going to lose soon."
He Chao said, "Are you quite happy?"
Xie Yu said casually, "Losing everything is a skill. "
Yes," Wanda nodded, "That's the feeling. I feel that I am quite talented."
After staring for a long time, the mad dog did not appear, but Shen Jie was left by the teacher to lecture him, and he continued to lecture him from the time the school bell rang. Now, after finally coming out of the teacher's office, he stopped and watched for a while as he passed Class 3: "What are you doing?"
Shen Jie stood at the window, looked in, and heard Xu Qingqing roaring "Four, belt, three" with great passion. , was simply shocked by the talent of Class 3 students: "I'm going to the chess and card room?"
"What are you doing," He Chao asked, "Why don't you go back?"
Shen Jie said, "Isn't this a math test this afternoon? I... ...A little accident happened."
Wanda had no cards in her hand and said distractedly, "I know, he was caught cheating on the math test this afternoon."
Shen Jie originally planned to just drop the topic, but was caught. Wanda pointed it out directly and said helplessly: "Why do you know everything?"
Wanda said rather meanly: "There is nothing in this world that I don't know about."
"Pull you down, you can hear a sense of superiority from the corner. "Yeah," Shen Jie said before leaving, "By the way, Brother Chao, tell me that this afternoon, fall in love..."
Shen Jie still couldn't let go of the sentence He Chao sent him about falling in love. No matter how much he thought about it, he felt Something was wrong. I happened to meet someone and wanted to ask him face to face. Who knew that before the word "love" was uttered, I saw him freeze up. I don't know where it hit him, and he almost jumped up. A body leaned out of the window: "Shut up."
"No, I'm just asking you," Shen Jie couldn't figure it out, "What about..."
Xie Yu tilted his head, not knowing what these two people were doing. What: "Talk?"
He Chao jumped out of the window. He looked very nervous. When he bent down and jumped down, his back was tense. When he went down, he immediately covered Shen Jie's mouth and took over the words: "Talk. , talk to me about it."
Shen Jie wanted to say of course not, it's about falling in love, but all he could say was "Uh huh".
Just like that, he was dragged away by He Chao.
Xie Yu: "..."
"What are you two doing?" Wanda's bragging was immediately shattered, "I feel like something is wrong."
Xu Qingqing said, "Jianghu Baguatong, just focus on losing your cards. "
He Chao didn't know where to drag Shen Jie. He felt that there was no place to talk about this matter, so he finally took him back to the dormitory.
Shen Jie sat on the chair and breathed heavily. Not only had his mouth been covered all the way, He Chao used too much force and even covered his nostrils: "...Brother Chao, you know I almost suffocated to death."
Before he could recover, he heard He Chao say: "Well, secret love is okay, can you tell me about it?"
Shen Jie: "Ah? What's there to say about secret love? It's sore and bloated like a can of Fanta, or is it... The kind that shakes hard, puff puff, whoever pulls the can open at this time will be blown up in his face."
He Chao: "..."
This metaphor is quite vivid.
However, He Chao felt that his can of soda was a bit strong and he could explode it without anyone pulling it open.
Shen Jie walked out of the boys' dormitory and walked to the bus stop to wait for the bus. He was blown into a sneeze in the autumn wind. He still didn't understand what He Chao's trouble was. Instead, it aroused him. The thought of a drink.
Shen Jie thought about it and found that when it came to falling in love, he had known He Chao for so long, but he had never seen him fall in love.
Obviously if this person wants to be single, it would be extremely easy.
That face alone looks like he has a lot of emotional experience, and he is commonly known as being so handsome that people don't trust him.
However, his brother Chao has been single for more than ten years based on his ability.
Shen Jie personally experienced that when he went out with He Chao, a shy girl on the street mustered up the courage to come over and strike up a conversation. He Chao could say back to her: "Salesman? I don't buy anything."
"God opens a door for people, but it will always close. If you drop a window," Shen Jie shook his head. The bus came just in time. He took out his transportation card and said, "It's no use being handsome."