Wild Cure

"Previously, you mentioned that queen of England returned. How did that happened?"

"It's a long story... I mean... anything I'm explaning to you is a long story. But yeah, it's a long story. It all dated back to 22nd century."

"Wow... really recent."

"At the late 22nd century, the United Kingdom had a war with wizards."

"Wizards?"

"Subspecies of doctors..."

"Are these professions becoming that low? Didn't they have a little bit of respect..."

"Not in that period. Have you heard of the phrase 'One apple a day keeps the doctor away'?"

"Yeah..."

"The term 'Apple' was really offensive in that era. Especially considering the new indigenous people with completely reddish skins were discovered. They even had slightly greenish hair. They didn't have completely green hair, but under sunlight, it reflected a greenish hue. Their tribes were found under the locations of various isolated tribes including sentinelese tribes from north sentinel islands, Jarawas from Andaman islands and Korubos from amazon rainforest.

They had been digging and living undergrounds for thousands of years. They were so unnoticable that even the tribes above the ground did not know they exist. This was a massive shock to the world. They were kept untouched like national treasures.

People around the world adore them... all except one type."

"The doctors..."

"At that time in the late 22nd century including the mid 22nd century were harsh years for reputations of doctors in medical fields. They were receiving severe criticism from various people because their rate of success in their field is lower than anything ever recorded in history. 

0.04% success in total of various cancer treatments, 0.9% success in total of cardiovascular treatments, 0.5% success in total of multiple mental heath treatments and 1.2% success in total of several surgical treatments. Those decades were disastrous for many doctors and patients. Combining factors like extreme overpopulation, deadly incurable new diseases and people overexaggerating the incompetence of doctors created the illusion of them being associated with serial killers and nazis.

What put salt into the wound was that the people made jokes about the doctors fearing apples. They shared these on the social medias, news websites and even billboards mocking their pride. Eventually, the people in medical fields had grown tired of it all. They wanted to project their anger on completely 'unrelated' people, you know who?"

"Oh man... what are they gonna do to those tribes."

"They gathered into big groups led by WHO itself. They formed secret websites only they can use and using those websites, they plotted plans for revenge. They discussed the strategy for extermination by carefully planning the locations whereabout that they should strike first. They named their operation 'CLEAR'. It was a reference to the famous word when activating the defibrillator."

"How did their plans go?%

%At beginning, they went smoothly. They were able to erdicate one location after location without problems. What made it work was some of the members worked as political elites when they quitted medical careers. They could clear up the scenes without troubles. At the midway through, things began to change. Several reports from environmentalists, travelling tourists and human right activists suggesting the mysterious decreasing populations of the apple tribes came out.

The public moved their suspicious eyes immediately into health professionals. The doctors denied that they had nothing to do with them. But the pattern of their lies were too obvious. Then the civil war happened with hundreds of doctors getting arrested but not killed. Most of them were imprisoned in New Zealand and the remaining apple tribes were moved to UK furthest from the doctors."

"But how did the wizards came to being..."

"Among the doctors, a few escaped and among those escaped, biologists were one of them. With advanced technology, in no time they were able to improve their body capabilities without needing any firearms or any kind of weapons. However, there were side effects as they could not control themselves in that state. Their intelligence reverted back to primitivism with only one instinct left in their head... Keep the apples away."

"Are they scared of them now."

"Wrong, it's in fact the opposite... There was only one goal they know and that is extinction of all apples. They ambushed and attacked the apple trucks and apple farmers. Oh did I mentioned that they could also breath fire? That was an evolutionary process to counter the wooden apple trees. They called them 'wizards'. 

As many many decades had passed, they multiplied and spreaded across the world. The new generation of doctors become respected as they were the one responsible for the antidotes to kill the wizards. The final battle was fought in United Kingdom and the race of wizards had come to an end. By that time, the apple tribes was also on the brink of extinction."

"Uhhh... what about the return of the queen."

"Do you remember the technology of escaped biologists..."

"Yes."

"That technology was a serum. The same serum that the new generation used to make their antidote. The thing about the serum was that it could mutate itself on its own. It was made of specific virus called 'DIL( Dying Is Lame)' that centuries later evolved into something that could revive the dead. The similar formula was also refined and used to make the trending immortality pills back in 178th century during Bulldoxxer incident."

 After the virus DIL awoken, so did the queen. Queen Elizabeth the second was the first to be revived."

"And the fall of USA, Arabia?"

"When they heard about the news of the queen returning, the country was overdosing on fast food. Approximately 89 percent of the country died of heart attack because of sudden news."

"Bro..."