Danmachi Rewards And A Mystery Box

POV Rio

[Ding]

[The Host Has Completed The Trial Deal With The One-Eyed Black Dragon. Calculating Score.

Rank: EX

Score: 226097

Rewards:

1 Custom Falna Creation Method

1 Customizable Dungeon Core

1 Low-Med Summon

1 Celestial Amulet

100 Million System Points

Title: Dimensional Invaders Nightmare ]

'Okay, this is the second time I have got EX as my score so that's good. Now let's see what these rewards do.'

{Name: Custom Falna Creation Method

Teaches the user how to create Falna and give it to others. Falna allows those who possess it to increase their power over time by collecting experience. Once enough Experience is gained they can level up. The highest level one can reach is 10. Experience can be obtained doing any actions but more is gained by doing a job that a person excels in. When they level up they can gain skills relevant to their chosen field of expertise. Falna can be stripped at any time by the user. Falna can be toggled to update automatically. }

{Name: Customizable Dungeon Core

Gives the user a Customizable Dungeon Core that allows the user to make their very own dungeon. The Dungeon's size and difficulty are completely modifiable. Dungeon requires no direct Mana upkeep but will instead use power from an inaccessible dimension. What creatures spawn in the Dungeon is customizable. Creatures spawned in the dungeon will never leave the Dungeon and they will be friendly to the user. Hostility to other beings can be customized. Drops in the Dungeon can be customized. }

{Name: Celestial Amulet

The Celestial Amulet is an amulet that has the power to move stars and moons. Caution should be used when using the Amulet as the imprecise use can cause a star or moon to crash into planets. If a star or moon becomes out of control use the accompanying wrench to disable the amulet by turning it a half inch to the right. }

{Title: Dimensional Invaders Nightmare

This title makes the user have a fear status effect applied to anyone who thinks of invading the dimension the user is currently in. Very few things can overcome this fear effect. Love, Desperation, and Greater Fear. The effect applies even if the invader doesn't know you exist. }

'Okay, these are some fantastic rewards. The title has a great passive effect. The Amulet will take some practice but could be very helpful should Nightmare Moon return. The Dungeon can give everyone something to use for practical combat training. Or fun. Falna is good since it means my less powerful summons can get closer to everyone else in terms of power. And it seems to work for those who don't want to fight. If I am reading it right then it can be used to make someone better at something like writing or training and everything in between. Which could boost the Imperium's efficiency. Not sure who I will choose for the summon. And lastly, the System Points are good as that means I now have 2 Billion System Points.'

With 2 Billion points I try to think if I should buy something big.

'I should at least wait until after I get the Infinity Stones. That will probably complete a hidden quest. By the time I have all the Stones, I should have acquired the resources of Earth. That and I am still not sure how much the Star Forge would cost. Or if I should just build it myself. But if it is anything similar to the original then it would take a long time to finish. And the possible corruption from using it. The System Store seems like the safer choice.'

I decided that continuing to think about it wasn't going to change anything so I went to go see what Chrysalis was doing. When I arrived I saw Cait hanging from the ceiling.

Cait: "Sigh. This isn't what it looks like."

I just walk away.

Cait: "Wait! Don't leave me here!"

I sigh and decide to let her down. A simple Cut Spell and she was let go. Which means gravity took over again.

THUMP

Cait: "Ouch! I thought I trained you better. Yer only supposed to be rough in the bedroom."

Rio: "I can put you back up there."

Cait: "No, no that won't be necessary. I was just messing with you."

I just give her an unamused look.

Rio: "So what did you do to get put on the ceiling?"

Cait: "Uh well, Chrysalis wanted to play a game of Star Wars but Lucario ran away which left me to play with her. She somehow convinced me that since I am not big and hairy I can't be the Wampa. So thus I have to be Luke. But I can't use the Force I hear you thinking well that is a fair point that I tried to mention."

Rio: "And she ignored you."

Cait: "Yep."

She pops the 'p' and looks a bit ashamed.

Cait: "Then we played but Sebas called for lunch and she left here."

I raised an eyebrow at her. She starts to sweat and fidget.

Cait: "Okay, okay, so I might have upset her this morning by breaking one of the pods she made. But in my defense, it was just sitting there and looked so squishy. I couldn't help myself."

Rio: "Ah, yeah that would do it. I squished one of those pods as well but I apologized and made her favorite food to make forgive me. Hmm, now that I think about it I might need to put you back up there before she comes back."

Cait starts to try and sneak away but trying that on me is pointless. I grab her in my Telekintic field. Then I turn to Chrysalis.

Rio: "Hi sweetie, how's my favorite little bug?"

Chrysalis: "Dad, she was mean to me today."

Chrysalis whispers in my ear and I whisper back. We do so for a bit before we both stop and smile wickedly. Cait goes pale and she desperately struggles to get away. I pull out the Make Up Gun and hand it to Chrysalis.

Cait: "Mercy?"

Rio: "Oh Cait, Cait, Cait, you know that isn't how this goes. You made my daughter sad. Now you are going to have to pay the price. Chrysalis here wants to make good and as such it is time for you to get all pretty."

Shotgun Cocking Sound

Chrysalis: "Try to keep your nostrils closed."

BANG

Rio: "There now she is ready for a night on the town. And don't worry it only takes a few days to wash off."

Cait: "A FEW DAYS! GET A MIRROR!"

Rio: "That's our cue to leave."

I pick up Chrysalis and make a run for it. As we are running through the house I decide to open the Mystery Box with Lucky Star active. As usual, the box is empty. I don't sense any danger so I just keep going. After around an hour of being chased, we get cornered in the living room with lots of people being there. When they see Cait they chuckle and laugh at the makeup she has on. It was set to not fancy. When she was nearing us I pointed behind her and when she looked she saw something. It was a small pink ball with big blue eyes. I suddenly felt like I had seen this situation before.

Cait: "Ahh, look at the little thing. What brings you here little one."

???: "Puff!"

Suddenly it pulled out a microphone and I had a bad feeling like something was about to happen.

(AN: Play Pokémon Anime Music: Jigglypuff Song (full, with singing) on YouTube for the exact song if you want. )

Jigglypuff: "Jigglypuff, Jigglyyyypuff, Jigglypuff."

I find myself getting sleepy from the song and I see everyone else is the same. Chrysalis has already konked out. I get comfortable and slowly drift off to sleep.

POV Jigglypuff

I finished my song and waited for applause but when none came I looked around and saw all of the strangers were asleep.

Jigglypuff: "Ohhhhh! You guys are gonna get it now!"

I grab the marker I keep with me for ungrateful audiences and go to work. Once I am done I leave.

'I will see if someone else appreciates my singing.'

POV Rio

I slowly wake up and try to remember why I fell asleep. I quickly remember and conjure a mirror to see what happened and sure enough, I had doodles all over my face. At least it wasn't anything obscene. I used a spell to clean my face and then instead of waking up everyone I started taking pictures.

'Yeah, this is going in the photo album.'

Once I finish taking the blackmail... I mean pictures. I wait for everyone to wake up. The first to wake up is Sebas. His very serious face and posture makes it really hard not to laugh. But I hold it in. After Sebas everyone else starts waking up and then they notice the doodles. I burst into laughter and after some glares, everyone else joins in.

'Oh, yeah I should probably capture that Jigglypuff before it causes too many issues. Unless. System how long is Jigglypuff summoned for?'

[Ding]

[Until Someone Listens To Their Song Without Falling Asleep. Must Not Block Any Sound When Listening. ]

'Hmm, that should hopefully not be too hard to accomplish.'

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Authors Note:

Ah, I find it fun to write these comedic scenes. Gacha is in 2 or so chapters so send suggestions. Until Next Time Ciao.