1000 Ways the System Forced Me to Farm

Zach Evans: "I'm really just farming."



System: "No, you're saving the world."



Zach Evans: "???"



Crowd: "Oh great leader, please keep planting the seeds of positivity!"



Employees: "Long live the boss! We're with you!"



Leo Donovan: "Dude, the bigger your farm gets, the closer I get to my entrepreneur dream!"



Lily Quinn: "In your hands, farming is an art. Zach Evans, I’m seriously impressed!"



Zach Evans: Looks up speechlessly at the sky…



Starting from a rundown patch of land in a small Midwest town, Zach Evans finds himself forced by the system onto a path of no return.